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Microsoft considering update dubbed 'XP Reloaded'

E.TE.T Quote-o-matic
[url]http://news.com.com/2100-1016_3-5165966.html?tag=nefd_pop[/url]

They seem to like Matrix in Microsoft?

In finnish board there are few others name suggestions:
XP Rebooted
Windows XP Rebugged edition

[QUOTE]"Here comes Desktop Agent Clippy Smith! 'It looks like you're trying to type a letter, Mister Anderson...'"

Welcome back, Mr. Idiot User. We've missed you.

"What good is a keyboard, Mr. Anderson, ... when you can't boot?"

"Mr. Anderson. I see you've been living a dual-boot lifestyle."
"One of these operating systems has a future. The other does not."

Installer: You are here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You felt it your entire life--like there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?
User: The Upgrade?
Installer: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Upgrade is. You have to install it for yourself.
User: How?
Installer: This is your last chance. After this, there is no going back. If you click F3, the installation ends and the system will reboot and you can believe whatever you want to believe. If you click F8, you accept the EULA and we see just how much the upgrade will fix.[/QUOTE]

Comments

  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Re: Microsoft considering update dubbed 'XP Reloaded'

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by E.T [/i]
    [B]"What good is a keyboard, Mr. Anderson, ... when you can't boot?"[/B][/QUOTE]

    I like this one. :D
  • shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
    ...and given how shit Reloaded the movie was in comparison to the other two... it makes sense..:)
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