A look at Windows source code...

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• E.T Quote-o-matic

  February 2004

  LOL
  
  Also this is old but good.
  [url]http://www.authorware.com/humtext.asp?Hum_ID=47[/url]
• A2597 Fanboy

  February 2004

  Mines real. :D ;)
  
  then again...yours may not be far from the truth... :D
• E.T Quote-o-matic

  February 2004

  [url]http://66.102.9.104/search?q=cache:71kO8m8vwjkJ:www.chebucto.ns.ca/~ak621/DOS/Humour.html&hl=fi&lr=lang_en&ie=UTF-8[/url]
  [url]http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/joke.htm[/url]
  [QUOTE]Windows: A 32-bit extension and graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.[/QUOTE]
  
  [url]http://www.samsimpson.com/quotes/msquotes.php[/url]
  [QUOTE]"Microsoft shouldn't be broken up. It should be shut down."
  -- Bruce Schneier, Cryptogram, 15/05/2000.[/QUOTE]
  [QUOTE]"Microsoft is now talking about the digital nervous system. I guess I would be nervous if my system was built on their technology, too."
  -- Scott McNealy, President, Sun Microsystems.[/QUOTE]
  [QUOTE]"Computers are like air-conditioners, they stop working properly when you open Windows."
  -- Anon.[/QUOTE]
  [QUOTE]"In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?"
  -- Anon.[/QUOTE]
  
  [QUOTE]"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product."
  -- Ferenc Mantfeld[/QUOTE]
• C_Mon A Genuine Sucker

  February 2004

  I love this one! :D
  [QUOTE]"'Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!'
  - Bill Gates, 1981
  'Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM.'
  - Bill Gates, 1996
  Logical conclusion: 'Nobody will ever need Windows 95.' "
  -- Anon.[/QUOTE]
  
  But everything posted here is fun. :)