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Humorous Review of Matrix:Revolutions.
Lennier
Ranger
in Zocalo v2.0
If you arn't the type to be easily offended check out this matrix review and the other articles on this guys webpage. They are hilarious.
Big spoilers if you haven't seen the movie.
[URL=http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=matrix3]Revolutions is boring and shitty.[/URL]
Also great is [URL=http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=matrix2]Four things that could have improved the Matrix:Reloaded[/URL]
Big spoilers if you haven't seen the movie.
[URL=http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=matrix3]Revolutions is boring and shitty.[/URL]
Also great is [URL=http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=matrix2]Four things that could have improved the Matrix:Reloaded[/URL]
Comments
[quote]the special effects, which aren't as impressive as they used to be. There's something about seeing "bullet-time" special effects in Lebanese music videos that doesn't make it cool anymore.[/quote]
Too true. :D
Rocks!
I can't count how many times I've been laughing out loud while reading those articles. The segway one is priceless, but then so many are.
[URL=http://maddox.xmission.com/junk_the_junk.html]How to piss off the credit card companies and get away with it[/URL]
This guy is awesome.
[B]I just uncovered some more gold.[/B][/QUOTE]
It's all gold. :)
I can't believe I didn't think of that junk mail idea.... It's so easy, and it makes sense!
-Zoltan
its been two hours and im still laughing at this!! :D
(wolf) 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
(wolf) 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
(wolf) 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
(wolf) 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
(wolf) 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
(wolf) I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
(wolf) Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
[B]From [url=http://www.bash.org/?127039]bash.org[/url]:
(wolf) 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
(wolf) 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
(wolf) 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
(wolf) 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
(wolf) 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
(wolf) I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
(wolf) Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents. [/B][/QUOTE]
The best part is the stamp to send you the check cost more than the actual check.
I'm curious to know what they intended with the calls informing you they are not pleased. You should have called their customer sevice and complained about them hanging up on you.
[B]This guy is truly pathetic. [/B][/QUOTE]
How so? He's surely a gutter mouth asshole, but he makes more sense than 90% of the planet.