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The intelligent conversations of Captain Simmonds, mk III

Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
From IRC just now:

[b]"[19:25] WHY DOES EVERONE DL PORN OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"[/b]

Discuss this everyone!

:D :D :D

[i][b]note: you can get to IRC as follows to make fun of Simmonds in person![/i][/b]
irc.radiusco.com #firstones
Or this link: [url]http://irc.radiusco.com/?chan=#firstones[/url]

Comments

  • LMAO!!!!!!!

    I was talking about kazaa,
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    Yes! That was very funny! He distributes it with Kazaa. :D
  • You have One porn movie and everone Downloads it off of you!!!!
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    The real question is, who wants a porn movie of Captain Simmonds?!?!?!?!?!?

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
  • WTF

    It was one I downloaded off of some one else, and forgot to delete it when I was done with it
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    You download your own porn from someone else?
  • What movie

    STOP CONFUSING ME
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    lol, wait simmonds has porn he gives off on kazaa? God help us... :D
  • StrikerStriker Provided with distinction
    What's even scarier is that someone WANTS to see the porn that Simmonds has. :)
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by C_Mon [/i]
    [B]You download your own porn from someone else? [/B][/QUOTE]

    Well, it makes perfect sense. Using a P2P network as a file storage system is entirely possible. That way, when he wants to watch it (ug) he downloads it, then deletes it so noone will find it on his computer. When he wants it again, it's still right there on kazaa.
  • My mom found porn on my computer once.

    it was a prity funny story.

    And actly it was porn that I did'nt want anymore.
  • I don't, and never have had, any pr0n (as we call it :D) on my PC, but my mom regularly accuses me of looking at it (or worse, tries to be subtle about it, which is even more obvious than confronting and asking me if I have any).

    Just the thought that there is Simmonds porn out there is enough to keep me from ever opening Kazaa again...
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Hmmm...then there are the things that Lord Refa says...

    [b]"[15:55] So, and then the employer came in just when I was using the head of the dead moose for masturbation. umm... I'll get me coat."[/b]
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    I sware we cant take those two [I]anywhere![/I]
  • what the two sick minded ppl here!!!!
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    That's ok... SandFarm watches pr0n from another Gaglaxy anyway...

    :p
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