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A2597 goes on posting binge!

In a marathon posting session, [url=www.firstones.com]Firstones.com[/url] posted an amazing ten topics in the space of a few minutes, and motivated fellow poster David of Mac to make his first topic in the Zocalo in God knows how long.

Experts disagree on the exact nature of the posting binge. Did a faulty internet connection cause all these topics to pile up over days or weeks, eventually spilling over in a gigantic orgy of topics? Is he attempting to revitalize the area? Were the posts motivated by some sort of artificial inducement, such as the ever-popular "liquid courage"? Further research is required, says award-winning poster and general wiseass David of Mac.

More as the situation develops. Back to you, Jackie...

Comments

  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    Jackie? Who's Jackie?
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by C_Mon [/i]
    [B]Jackie? Who's Jackie? [/B][/QUOTE]

    His keeper. ;)
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    OK! I allready thought it was Jackie Chan!
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    A# is a Spammer!!!


    Take away his posts, make an exsample of him!!!!
  • David of MacDavid of Mac Elite Ranger Ca
    Actually, I picked a name from the local news stations. It seems there are a fair amount of Jackies at the news desks of my little corner of the nation, so I thought it would go well with my little news parody. Great.
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    They already made an example of you, Simmonds! :)
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    They need to make another one.
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    Simmonds, theres a big difference between what A2397 did and what you did.

    A2397 posted a few threads, but they all have an actual topic. What YOU did, on the other hand, was make posts that were OFF-TOPIC to drag threads OFF-TOPIC. What A2397 did was not against the rules while what you did was.
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    He still could have put all the links in one topic. and I think you mean A2597, yes? :D
  • i still think A# did a little thread littering... he deserves a slap on the wrist! oh oh oh i volunteer to do it!!! PLEASE PLEASE!!! lol i have this really big metal ruler! :)
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    Just take aways half his posts!!!!
  • hehehe...My plan worked!!!

    it *gasp* spawned discussion in the forums! :)

    been to boring here lately!
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    bin playing with bots, have we
  • Nope. I just visited CNN.com , saw a couple of stories there that were humerous...

    then visited reuters.com and saw a link for oddball stories.
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    spammer!!
  • spam is good.

    they don't have that on my planet, I don't think they do anyway.


    Gonzo out. ;)
  • David of MacDavid of Mac Elite Ranger Ca
    [quote]From Babylon 5: The Missing Lines—
    [b]Walkabout
    (In G'kar's quarters)

    Narn: I can't believe it! How did you manage to import breen?

    G'kar: That's not breen.

    Narn: But the flavor, the texture...it's just like breen.

    G'kar: It isn't. It is actually a form of food that the Earthers call
    "Spam." It seems that every sentient culture in the universe has
    it's own form of Spam.

    Narn: I never figured out what goes into a can of breen. Have the
    Earthers or any of the other aliens ever said what goes into Spam?

    G'kar: No, and I suspect it is the type of thing we'll never know, or
    if someone ever were to hear the answer, he would go mad.[/b][/quote]
  • Jackie is the cute blond with the short skirt that the wannabe-big name anchor jerks hit on. :)
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    If you want to find some really odd stuff (And really new news) check out drudgereport.com

    Best news site. Period.
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