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Twinkies = BAD

A2597A2597 Fanboy
in Zocalo v2.0
"The clerk said the customer stole a Twinkie and admitted to shooting the 22-year-old man with a 12-gauge shotgun."


[url]http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/2558979/detail.html[/url]

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  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    *groan*

    First it was TV....then it went to video games....now junk food?! What next, porn? :rolleyes:
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    I can picture that...

    Dad Hacks daughters porn site, gets IPs and home addresses of all visiting the site, and goes on a rampage killing all those that view the site....
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    WE ARE ALL DEAD THEN!!!!! :D
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    Except me. I live a pure life. :D :rolleyes:
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]Except me. I live a pure life. :D :rolleyes: [/B][/QUOTE]

    Well if thats pure then at least theres hope for the rest of us!:p


    and what the hell is a twinkie anyway?
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ShadowDancer [/i]
    [B]and what the hell is a twinkie anyway? [/B][/QUOTE]

    You're kidding.....right? Ever hear of the company Hostess?
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    No our European friends so far have been spared the horror of Hostess products, no Ding Dongs, HoHo's or Twinkies for them..
    Or why a hostess cupcake is a product to be feared ;)
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    Hey, twinkies RULE! I wish they didn't quit making the strawberry kind. Those were GOOD!

    Hell, they're good when they're deep fried too. :) They deep fry anything here in the south. :D Twinkies....snickers bars, etc...
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    I only know of twinkies from Die Hard. :D
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tyvar [/i]
    [B]No our European friends so far have been spared the horror of Hostess products, no Ding Dongs, HoHo's or Twinkies for them..
    Or why a hostess cupcake is a product to be feared ;) [/B][/QUOTE]

    Indeed. I've never heard of Hostess
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    On one hand your lucky cause hostess products are the spawn of the devil.

    However as evil as they are, they are yummy and tasty as all things hellspawn seem to be in some fashion.

    The cupcakes if allowed to sit become bioweapons, and the Twinkies, well they have long term half lifes, not shelf lifes, and are a ingredient for WMD if I ever learned of one..
  • BekennBekenn Sinclair's Duck
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]I only know of twinkies from Die Hard. :D [/B][/QUOTE]

    [b]&ltFWAPP&gt[/b]
    You're forgetting Ghostbusters.
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tyvar [/i]
    [B]On one hand your lucky cause hostess products are the spawn of the devil.

    However as evil as they are, they are yummy and tasty as all things hellspawn seem to be in some fashion.

    The cupcakes if allowed to sit become bioweapons, and the Twinkies, well they have long term half lifes, not shelf lifes, and are a ingredient for WMD if I ever learned of one.. [/B][/QUOTE]


    And, they're practically indestructable in any other sense. Ever tried crushing one?!

    They freakin' don't die!
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Bekenn [/i]
    [B][b]&ltFWAPP&gt[/b]
    You're forgetting Ghostbusters. [/B][/QUOTE]

    It's too long since I've seen that.
  • Data CrystalData Crystal Pencil Artist
    [b][i]The victim's family says the attendant had no right to shoot Echols.[/i][/b]

    No shit Sherlock.
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sanfam [/i]
    [B]And, they're practically indestructable in any other sense. Ever tried crushing one?!

    They freakin' don't die! [/B][/QUOTE]

    LoL once while staying with a friend, one of the room mates got in a fight with the other one, the one room mate grabbed a baseball bat, And batted twinkies against the other roommates door, then got out a sword and hacked the twinkies to pieces.

    that made a biiiig mess :)
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    Apparently, if you freeze Twinkie cream for several weeks, it becomes rubbery, and you can bounce it.
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tyvar [/i]
    [B]LoL once while staying with a friend, one of the room mates got in a fight with the other one, the one room mate grabbed a baseball bat, And batted twinkies against the other roommates door, then got out a sword and hacked the twinkies to pieces.

    that made a biiiig mess :) [/B][/QUOTE]

    ROFL

    That reminds me of the peep experiements for some reason. :D Peeps are INDESTRUCTABLE! Not even hydrochloric acid will destroy a peep! :p
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