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George W. Bush - My Accomplishments As President
Captain,Simmonds
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I just found this on the net..... I think you ppl you find it intresting.
I attacked and took over two countries.
I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!).
I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did).
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by a president in US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since the advent of TV.
I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, More than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!).
I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations to remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
I removed more checks and balances, and have the less congressional oversight, than any presidential administration in US history.
I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).
I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the Civil War.
I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war.
I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
I attacked and took over two countries.
I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!).
I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did).
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by a president in US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since the advent of TV.
I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, More than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!).
I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations to remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
I removed more checks and balances, and have the less congressional oversight, than any presidential administration in US history.
I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).
I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the Civil War.
I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war.
I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Comments
Still, you should not flame Simmonds because he said he found it on the net. Still, I would like a link to where you found it.
[url]http://forums.scifi-meshes.com/showthread.php?t=11146[/url]
It sounds alot like the stuff I'v been hearing on the CBC.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Captain,Simmonds [/i]
[B]I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.[/B][/QUOTE]
So it's true! :eek:
:rolleyes:
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OK, this is a well known historical and political FACT that the economical problems of one presidency are due to the previous adminadstration.
Also, we were ATTACKED, the world trade centers are GONE, you don't think something like that has ANY effect on the economy?!?
gah, yes, most those things are true, but most have solid reasons behind them. (Although campaigning, vacations, etc dont....)
[B]I dont think the Shadow goverment thing is true [/B][/QUOTE]
Then why didn't you edit out?
[sarcasm]Besides, FEMA existed long before George W. Bush![/sarcasm]
You know, someone should really invent a [sarcasm] tag. Not sure how it would work, but it would get a lot of use.
I singlarly insulted the the members of the United States Armed forces by calling them "gun-toting red-necks", offending various members of the Firstones community.
I later refused to retract my statement, despite it having obsolutely no rational basis whatsoever.
I ignore the values of many other board memebers, and have no concern of their feelings and am generally unempathic.
When questioned, I also ignore the majorty of other member's comments which completely expose my posts as baseless drivel.
I am a hypocrate, and rant on about anti-capitalism while exploiting it's resources and advantages.
I claim to be "cold and distant" to others, and hate everything in the world, yet still find the time to post on an internet message board.
I actively cause controversy not because of a clear belief or conviction in what I say, but because it gets me attention, and causes trouble.
[B][SIZE=3][b]Captain Simmonds- My Accomplishments as an Ignorent Attention Whore[/b][/SIZE]
I singlarly insulted the the members of the United States Armed forces by calling them "gun-toting red-necks", offending various members of the Firstones community.
I later refused to retract my statement, despite it having obsolutely no rational basis whatsoever.
I ignore the values of many other board memebers, and have no concern of their feelings and am generally unempathic.
When questioned, I also ignore the majorty of other member's comments which completely expose my posts as baseless drivel.
I am a hypocrate, and rant on about anti-capitalism while exploiting it's resources and advantages.
I claim to be "cold and distant" to others, and hate everything in the world, yet still find the time to post on an internet message board.
I actively cause controversy not because of a clear belief or conviction in what I say, but because it gets me attention, and causes trouble. [/B][/QUOTE]
I'm on the floor Luaghing my ass off right now.
I am not a communist nor a Captilist.
The Anti-capitist thing reminds me of a quote.
[i]"Captalist will sell use the rope which we will hang them with."[/i] -Vladimir Lenin
BTW: This is'nt the first time i'v pissed everone off..... Remember last years Anti-American anti-iraq war Rant. And dont forget those Religion rants
[B]I'm on the floor Luaghing my ass off right now.
I am not a communist nor a Captilist.
The Anti-capitist thing reminds me of a quote.
[i]"Captalist will sell use the rope which we will hang them with."[/i] -Valdemir Lenin
BTW: This is'nt the first time i'v pissed everone off..... Remember last years Anti-American anti-iraq war Rant. And dont forget those Religion rants [/B][/QUOTE]
Yeah, knowing that you're an asshole and that you've pissed off several members of Firstones is hilarious, isn't it?
No, you're an idiot.
It's [i]Vladimir[/i] and try to form quotes correctly before you use them.
Oh, I wish I was here to slate some of the rubbish that you came out with then...
[B]Me being an Idiot isnt new news..... [/B][/QUOTE]
Yeah, it's general knowledge now.
[B]I dont think the Shadow goverment thing is true [/B][/QUOTE]
Wait... seriously? :eek: My whole life is a [I]LIE[/I]! :rolleyes:
[B]Yep it is. [/B][/QUOTE]
*Dissapears with a pop*
You broke him.
You broke the_exile!
Now, youv'e gotta buy him.
Hand it over.
completely bankrupts the US and consequently, falls apart at the seams, splitting into a couple nations of more managable size, hopefully without any more than a few civil war skirmishes. Abe Lincoln had it right when he said a nation needs a revolution every few years...
if he does stay in power and he can keep the nation together long enough, he may also listen to the Hawks... and start a nice war... nothing fixes bad economic conditions like a good old fashioned shooting war... (couple billion people will die I guess, but no biggie), the guy is a total arsehole.
Sorry Ahash but the guy simply doesnt have a goddamn clue, he's dangerous and I wish someone would replace him when election comes around. (Edited. Please play nice.)
I mean this quite sincerely, to those Americans who really hold dear to the principiles of the 'old' USA... move out, clear out, till the US nation has its armaggedon. It's bloody well coming, unless theres some venting of magma, ash and smoke pretty soon... the explosive eruption in the US will make krakatoa look like a popping zit...
[B] Abe Lincoln had it right when he said a nation needs a revolution every few years...
[/B][/QUOTE]
Not to nitpick, but I thought that was Jefferson or one of the founding fathers.
I seriously doubt a guy with a civil war on his hands would go and advocate revolution. :)
it was a security meassure set up during the cold war in case of our country was attacked to ensure the chain of command and that a government was still around.
After 9-11 when we were attacked a shadow government was set up because most people believed an attack on the president was going to happen or even worse a wmd would hit DC and the federal government would be elimanated and chaos would ensue.
So the shadow government thing is real, but in that thing it sounds like a bad thing that bush did but its not, its out of context.
second of all, as a student in political science, i know that all of the things (save the one's that say possibly or probably) are quite true. they are however, not widely known, either by coincidence or some other reason.
Thirdly, all of you know my feelings about Bush, so it's no use my rieterating them. but i do say i agree with simmonds and everything he's posted. and the main thrust of this thread (the initial post) is true, whether you want to beleive it or not, that's up to u. nothing anyone says in this thread is gonna make anyone beleive any differently so i'm not even gonna try :)
Logic OUT!
[B]Morden, get a grip. Simmonds hasnt flamed or insulted anyone except mr Shrub here. We are all entitled to opinions and posts without being flamed. [/B][/QUOTE]
I have not in this thread, and I hope not to again,
[size=1] Till next year[/size]