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Space Mutiny!!!

Rogue TraderRogue Trader Somebody stop him...
[url]http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0096149/[/url]

IVE SEEN THIS FILM!!!

ITS AWFUL!!!!!

"Take that, you space bitch!!!"

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  • WHYWHY Elite Ranger
    Starring Big McLargehuge...
  • RubberEagleRubberEagle What's a rubber eagle used for, anyway?
    another thing that's unbelievable awfull: Halo PC... (DON'T BUY IT!!!)
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [quote]A starship that looks a lot like, but has nothing to do with, the Battlestar Galactica, finds itself embroiled in crisis when the Enforcers (the ship's security crew) attempt to take over the vessel. This they do by Saran-wrapping their enemies and chasing each other around on floor polishers. Fortunately, the crew are aided by a coven of priestesses endowed with mental powers, who distract the Enforcers by dancing suggestively.[/quote]

    This, I have to see!
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RubberEagle [/i]
    [B]another thing that's unbelievable awfull: Halo PC... (DON'T BUY IT!!!) [/B][/QUOTE]

    how do you know? have you played it? and not the beta thats been floating around...
  • samuelksamuelk The Unstoppable Mr. 'K'
    [quote]A starship that looks a lot like, but has nothing to do with, the Battlestar Galactica[/quote]

    It doesn't look "a lot like" Battlestar Galactica. It looks EXACTLY like Battlestar Galactica.

    [i]Space Mutiny[/i] used outer-space dogfight and ship footage from the Galactica TV series.

    And lets not turn this thread into a discussion about Halo.
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    If it doesnt have any good looking skinny and young asian girls with big boobs involved in bondage or other such asian festivities, I'm not interested.
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Yep its the model from the series. I forget which site it was, I think starshipmodeler.com that listed the other uses for models such the battlestar galactica ship. Many from short run series like battlestar end up as props for B-level sci-fi movies.

    I think they did that movie on MST3K.

    Jake
  • samuelksamuelk The Unstoppable Mr. 'K'
    [quote]Yep its the model from the series.[/quote]

    Not the model. The [i]footage[/i]. The crew that made [i]Space Mutiny[/i] didn't have access to the original Battlestar Galactica models. They just reused footage from the series that had already been shot.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Freejack [/i]
    [B]I think they did that movie on MST3K.[/B][/QUOTE]

    I must find that. That will be halirious. Even moreso than the movie itself. :D
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by A2597 [/i]
    [B]how do you know? have you played it? and not the beta thats been floating around... [/B][/QUOTE]

    I have the beta... tons of invisible walls and bugs. The game itself is totally awesome... you really can't mess up Halo. The Beta (I have a copy) has PERFECT controls, and everything is wonderful in Multiplayer. CAN'T WAIT
  • RubberEagleRubberEagle What's a rubber eagle used for, anyway?
    I have the full game.. and the graphics suck, the levels are too much repetetive (in 30 minutes of gameplay (later on), you'll only see 2 different rooms for example, just copy-and-pasted one after the other.. and i don't really see why a game with that crappy graphics doesn't even run in 800x600 without slowdowns on a Radeon9700 Pro... Chrome for example did run with highest details in 1024x786 without any slowdowns...)

    Edit: thought i'd link to a screenshot when i'm complaining about the graphics quality: [URL=http://www.gamespy.com/asp/image.asp?platform=PC&genre=ACTION&image=/reviews/september03/halopc/07.jpg]screenshot from gamespy[/URL]
  • samuelksamuelk The Unstoppable Mr. 'K'
    Another warning, guys.

    Don't turn this into a discussion of a game that hasn't been released yet.

    Since any copy is most likely ill-gotten, save the discussion until after tomorrow, and put it in another thread.
  • no no no, it was starring Rock McSlabchest
  • hey sam, just so ya know....

    Wal Marts been selling it online for a week. :)not a pre-order tpye thing either, buy and ship. ;)

    anyhoo...I'm SOOO hunting down a MST3k version of this!
  • Ohhh! the MST3K version is on Kazaa! search for space mutiny!
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    It's also available for purchase, the much preffered method of obtaining it.r
  • RubberEagleRubberEagle What's a rubber eagle used for, anyway?
    Could someone elaborate on what MST3K excactly is? i've heard that it's funny, but don't know much more...
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    [i]In the not-too-distance future, somewhere in time and space...[/i]

    Its Mystery Science Theater 3000.

    [url]http://www.scifi.com/mst3000/[/url]

    [url]http://www.mst3kinfo.com/[/url]
  • samuelksamuelk The Unstoppable Mr. 'K'
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]It's also available for purchase, the much preffered method of obtaining it.r [/B][/QUOTE]

    The MST3K version of [i]Space Mutiny[/i] isn't available yet.

    But it's coming out as part of a 4-disc set soon.
  • Rogue TraderRogue Trader Somebody stop him...
    FOUR DISC SET?!!?! WHAT?!?!
  • samuelksamuelk The Unstoppable Mr. 'K'
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rogue Trader [/i]
    [B]FOUR DISC SET?!!?! WHAT?!?! [/B][/QUOTE]

    Yes, a four-disc set. The set will have four MST3K episodes, all from the Sci-Fi era seasons. This is the first time that any Sci-Fi episodes have been released on DVD.

    Rhino Home Video has already released three 4-disc sets.
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Thread Highjack: What's your favorite episode of MST3K?

    Mine's [i]Warrior of the Lost World[/i] with Persis Khambatta (ST:TMP) and that guy from The Paper Chase...

    The stupid Knight Rider-like motorcycle kept saying things like radical and tubular...

    Jake

    From IMDB:

    [quote]
    A "Star Wars"-style word scroll informs us that the nuclear war has been fought, leaving the Earth a post-apocalyptic wasteland, but the world we see in the movie isn't very wastelandy at all, what with all the scenic country roads and large office complexes. We meet "The Warrior" (Robert Ginty), a completely average and fairly loathsome guy who crashes his "Supersonic Speed Cycle" into a very obvious and easily avoidable wall. This convinces some fey, robe-clad elderly types that he is some sort of chosen one, so Fred "Hammer" Williamson and Persis "Star Trek" Kambata (with hair) enlist him to help save her Jimmy Carter-like father from the vaguely evil Prossor (enduring fav Donald Pleasance, great as always). What evil things Prossor is up to are unclear, although they involve lots of Nazi-looking guards who turn into dummies when they fall off of buildings. Plus he employs lots of leather-clad S&M dancers who stretch and gyrate all over each other, which doesn't seem very evil at all to me.

    Anyhoo, despite his constant whining and lack of any discernible skills, The Warrior succeeds in saving Carter, only to leave Persis behind for no reason other than him being a total jerk. He and Carter go to a fight in the desert that looks like the one from the beginning of "Any Which Way You Can", save for the monkey pooping in squad cars. After fighting a bunch of random characters (ninjas, amazons, truckers, a lumberjack dwarf, a Divine look-a-like) he gets them all to unite to take on Prossor, who employs "Megaweapon" to demolish them. Megaweapon is a giant truck modified to spurt flames out it's front and- that's about it. It's really slow and clunky and easy to avoid, but it does manage to crush Warrior's incredibly annoying bike (which, I failed to mention, talks. In a Valley Girl voice. Ick.). Megaweapon easily out-acts the unintelligible Ginty.

    Some other stuff happens and they rescue Persis, following which Mr. Warrior lays a big, wet, long, nauseating kiss on her, rubbing his livery lips and stubbly beard all over her entire face for several excruciating minutes. She seems to enjoy it, even though he's a twit who left her behind to die at Prossor's hands. Oh, and there's a plot twist that fails to make any sense or have any impact on the story, but at least they put forth the effort to have a twist.

    I recommend this movie to any one who gets emotionally erect over explosions. There are lots of things blowing up, sometimes in luxurious slow motion. Sometimes we get to see the same explosion from many angles. It's pyro-porno.
    [/quote]
  • Rogue TraderRogue Trader Somebody stop him...
    i loved the mitchel episode.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [i]This Island Earth[/i], easily.

    "May your forehead grow like the might oak."
  • Rogue TraderRogue Trader Somebody stop him...
    hahah
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