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Zoltan
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[B]the bunny is better.... [/B][/QUOTE]
Seconded.
I mean you see girls with pet rats all the time, but bunnies with [i]pancakes[/i], and on their [b]heads[/b]? You don't see that everyday.
Regards,
Morden
[B]Seconded.
I mean you see girls with pet rats all the time, but bunnies with [i]pancakes[/i], and on their [b]heads[/b]? You don't see that everyday.
Regards,
Morden [/B][/QUOTE]
But monkies humping robots are at least as rare.
[B]I like the monkey humping a robot idea better [/B][/QUOTE]
:D
[B]But monkies humping robots are at least as rare. [/B][/QUOTE]
Do you know how many monkeys are exploited every year so that you can enjoy pictures of them humping robots? How many simian homes are broken to bring you robot-humping action?
For the love of humanity, monkykind, and robots everywhere, please stop the madness. Boycott all robot-humping monkey pictures.
Can't wait to see what kind of traffic the search engines will bring in with that post :D
[B]Do you know how many monkeys are exploited every year so that you can enjoy pictures of them humping robots? How many simian homes are broken to bring you robot-humping action?
For the love of humanity, monkykind, and robots everywhere, please stop the madness. Boycott all robot-humping monkey pictures. [/B][/QUOTE]
If these monkies would get off the street, get jobs, and lead normal lives, they wouldn't end up like this, with no way to make ends meet, forced to hump robots for horny geeks all day long. They brought it upon themselves.
There is also the issue of whether the robot is anatomically capable of having sex. Given todays methods of artificial insemination, it would be possible for the robot to actually make a monket pregnant :).
[B]Do you know how many monkeys are exploited every year so that you can enjoy pictures of them humping robots? How many simian homes are broken to bring you robot-humping action?
For the love of humanity, monkykind, and robots everywhere, please stop the madness. Boycott all robot-humping monkey pictures. [/B][/QUOTE]
Monkey pornstars make three times as much as the robot pornstars
[B]Monkey pornstars make three times as much as the robot pornstars [/B][/QUOTE]
Yeah, and they deserve it! Where were you at the million-monkey march?
Regards,
Morden
[b]I demand a boycott of all monkey pornstars until this financial discrepancy is resolved!![/b]
[B][b]I demand a boycott of all monkey pornstars until this financial discrepancy is resolved!![/b] [/B][/QUOTE]
As a liberal, I find that racially predjudicial! I am deeply offended, although I have no affilliation or interest in the cause of monky pornstars whatsoever! :mad:
Regards,
Morden
*EMP Grenades the robot*
[B]*Shoots the monkey*
*EMP Grenades the robot* [/B][/QUOTE]
OK, that was [i]quite[/i] uncalled for. There is no need to resort to violence because two entities fell into traps set by elements of their surrounding society.
Shame!
Perhaps you should visit one of the many monkey rehabilitation ranches where they try to teach abused monkeys how to return to their natural settings (the jungle mind you, not the internet, which is a jungle in itself, but I digress). There you would see that these poor monkeys are deserving of your pity and assistance, not your misdirected weaponry.
I am sure the same is true for robots, though that is certainly not my forte.
much funnier.
Is it our right as humans to make the choice as to whether either of these animals should be forced into a life of synthetic copulation and supporting fried sustenance just for our personal pleasure? Must these mammals serve our need to explain the confusion we personally experience when a topic goes awry? Must they profess our misunderstanding of the issue at hand? Must they carry the load of our incompetence, our lack of comprehension and the ill-aimed focus of our discussion? I ask of you, gentle member of Firstones, is it right, shall this injustice prevail, shall pictures of mammals in awkward situations continue be bent to the will of man?
Jake
[B]The real question is what qualifies as asthetically pleasing to robot pornstars. After all, it isn't genetics that determines beauty but rather a CAD program that determines the anatomical exactness and computer programing that determines the nessecery desires that said robot will get from such artifical sex organs. I mean, robot porn stars should be in HIGHER demand then monkey pornstars becuase after all, a robot pornstar, if made to be human- or monkey-like in anatomical parts, could be created to be the most pleasing to the viewer. Thus robot pornstars should recieve higher pay then monkey pornstars.
[b]I demand a boycott of all monkey pornstars until this financial discrepancy is resolved!![/b] [/B][/QUOTE]
Unfortunately, this is not the case. The porn industry has spent millions and millions of dollars on research, to determine exactly what is most pleasing to the viewer; results show, quite clearly, that organic beings (ie. Monkeys, Humans), are much more pleased and entertained by watching other organic beings be placed in awkward positions. The most famous animal pornstar of all time, Oolong, did not once in his long and illustrious career, ever stoop so low as to allow himself to be filmed with a robot. In fact, his trademark pancakes were totally organic, cooked on a rock over an open fire, by a Human. Robots are an affront to nature; their mockery of Monkey and/or Human reproductive organs is disgusting, and the very thought of machines being used for sexual pleasure makes me sick to my stomach. What next? Machines replacing actual sexual partners? GameBoy's with... ahem, [i]extra[/i] features? [b]THINK OF THE CHILDREN, MAN![/b]