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Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
in Zocalo v2.0
[url]http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7101566%5E13762,00.html[/url]

That news story make's me feel weird in the southern regions...

Comments

  • Morden279Morden279 Genius
    Ooooh...:eek:

    Regards,
    Morden
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    [QUOTE]Fearing that her husband, Ouch Yan, 52, might regain consciousness and start beating her again, Saut Chin tied his neck with a scarf to a bed, the newspaper said.

    The exact cause of Ouch Yan's death was not known.[/QUOTE]

    [SARCASMHmmmmmm............let me think about this for a minute[/SACARSM]:D

    That guy certainly had the right name!

    Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thats gotta hurt!
  • Data CrystalData Crystal Pencil Artist
    I had an unvoluntary grin when I read the title of the article...

    This guy probably rolls like a fan in his grave when his cause of death is printed in the next morning's paper. :D

    "No, he didn't lose his face or honor, he just lost consciousness. And later on something else. :)"
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Ug...
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    damn I hate phantom pains...
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    There are no words to describe how I felt while reading that...

    :eek:
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    LOL
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    saw that at UT2k3 forums...

    poor idiot.

    and the moral of the story is:

    Don't beat your wife, she'll screeze

    or how about the guy that cheated on his wife a few years back, and she pulled out the sissors while he was asleep. Woke up and found Mr. Happy was missing...LOL
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by A2597 [/i]
    [B]saw that at UT2k3 forums...

    poor idiot.

    and the moral of the story is:

    Don't beat your wife, she'll screeze

    or how about the guy that cheated on his wife a few years back, and she pulled out the sissors while he was asleep. Woke up and found Mr. Happy was missing...LOL [/B][/QUOTE]

    Same thing happened in Finland years ago... They did find his willie and were able to put it back. He ended up going into porn business, and was on the tabloids for quite long. And still is sometimes.
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    The Darwin Awards had a story, that went on in excruciating detail, about some drunk guys who had betted their even drunker friend that he wouldn't wash his balls in the ball washer at the mini golf course they were at. He straddled the thing and stuck his sack in, which resulted in one being flattened by the machinery inside, and the whole thing being ripped off of his body when he lost consciousness. Hurts just to read about shit like that.
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by A2597 [/i]
    [B]saw that at UT2k3 forums...

    poor idiot.

    and the moral of the story is:

    Don't beat your wife, she'll screeze

    or how about the guy that cheated on his wife a few years back, and she pulled out the sissors while he was asleep. Woke up and found Mr. Happy was missing...LOL [/B][/QUOTE]


    What Happens if your wife beats you in the non-sexual fun way?
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lord Refa [/i]
    [B]Same thing happened in Finland years ago... They did find his willie and were able to put it back. He ended up going into porn business, and was on the tabloids for quite long. And still is sometimes. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Prity much anything can be re-attached these day.
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Captain,Simmonds [/i]
    [B]Prity much anything can be re-attached these day. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Yes. Like arms and all.

    Pity they don't know how to re-attach heads yet.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Oh, they can do that. The result is a paralyzed person though. Well, monkey in this case.
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    All we need to do is Speed of our Stem-Cell Research, to fix the spineal cored:)

    Stem Cells are SO COOL.
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    I just hope that if I'll survive the fall, they'll take me to Kevorkian.
  • bobobobo (A monkey)
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]Oh, they can do that. The result is a paralyzed person though. Well, monkey in this case. [/B][/QUOTE]
    :rolleyes: Always with the monkeys...:rolleyes:
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by bobo [/i]
    [B]:rolleyes: Always with the monkeys...:rolleyes: [/B][/QUOTE]

    Was this operation the result of a robot-humping mishap, by any chance?
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    No, it was just the usual human desire to see if it could be done with no concern for the monkey involved.
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]No, it was just the usual human desire to see if it could be done with no concern for the monkey involved. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Why doesn't anyone think of the monkeys! :( :o
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    I do! I allways think of monkeiys. Like the one's sent into space and those who played in that band.
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    REMEMBER LAIKA! :o

    The TRUE pioneer of space travel!
  • the_exilethe_exile Kupo!
    Monkeys are the bottom dregs of society, and deserve their lot in life: to entertain.
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Captain,Simmonds [/i]
    [B]What Happens if your wife beats you in the non-sexual fun way? [/B][/QUOTE]


    divorce. women can be just as abusive as men, and you dont have to put up with it.
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