One time while camping, me and a few friends got bored and started chucking matches into the water, "trying to catch fish" (:D). We left a few minutes later, and apparently one match managed to float to shore STILL burning, because as we were walking up the trail to get back to our tents, the dead grass around the lake started on fire... everything was dry and dead because it was winter, but that also meant the lake was freezing. None of us wanted to go in and splash water on it, so we ran back to our tents, got some fire jugs (cut open milk jugs), and came back to a f*cking INFERNO... thankfully, the six or so of us got it out.
And that's just when we weren't [I]trying[/I] to start a fire. :D I got some good stories... We've perfected the art of using a lighter and aerosol bottle as a flamethrower... you gotta do short bursts, or wear six pairs of gloves and a flame-retardant jacket. :D
Biggles<font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
Biggles<font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
I would like to take this moment to point out that spamming the boards would be the [i]slowest[/i] way to get your posts back. Just so you know not to try.
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guess it was just the wind.
*Closes window*
Regards,
Morden
*Lights rug on fire*
[B]Hey. I'm the Pyro Here. [/B][/QUOTE]
*Lights the fuse coming out of Simmond's left ear and runs off*
Stand back, everyone!
Regards,
Morden
*Crank up the Gibs!*
Yes, its the oxygen thats the problem. :D :D :D :D
(Hey, its explosive!)
[B]Bah! Screw you "colonials" and your "cookies"... Who's for [i]Jaffa cakes[/i]? :D
Regards,
Morden [/B][/QUOTE]
and you WONDER why we had to have a revolution!? *shudder* ;)
[B]and you WONDER why we had to have a revolution!? *shudder* ;) [/B][/QUOTE]
Yes, I do actually, and it certainly wasn't over Jaffa Cakes. Anyway, that debate's for another time. ;)
Anyway Simmonds, you were the one that said you were "the Pyro here". Pyros are always meant to be lit.
Regards,
Morden
*throws a bucket of water out of the water cooler onto Simmonds*
And that's just when we weren't [I]trying[/I] to start a fire. :D I got some good stories... We've perfected the art of using a lighter and aerosol bottle as a flamethrower... you gotta do short bursts, or wear six pairs of gloves and a flame-retardant jacket. :D
[B]...and this one time, at fire camp... [/B][/QUOTE]
Exactly. :D
[QUOTE]Can I have my posts BACK NOW, I lunred My lession, Even though I dont know what i did???[/QUOTE]
Apparently you didn't [b]learn[/b] your English lesson.
I was considering their return, but because of that....nah.
[B]I'm not spaming, NOw Exile and biggles, are spaming:D [/B][/QUOTE]
*Imagines a couple of 5-year-olds fighting in a playground*
Can someone just create a forum for Simmonds' and exile's bickering?
Regards,
Morden
[B]...and this one time, at fire camp... [/B][/QUOTE]
...Simmonds stuck a molotave cocktail in his *****....
:D