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It isn't as if I killed anyone against their will

[url]http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,1-755597,00.html[/url]

thats....goto be a first...
*Shivers*
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  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    Urgh!!
  • LogicSequenceLogicSequence Elite Ranger
    that's been in the news for a while now, i'm surprised it wasn't posted here earlier...

    i wonder if human tastes like chicken? JUST KIDDING! :) hehe
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by LogicSequence [/i]
    [B]that's been in the news for a while now, i'm surprised it wasn't posted here earlier...

    i wonder if human tastes like chicken? JUST KIDDING! :) hehe [/B][/QUOTE]


    I *REALLY* don't want to find out...
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    Sigh... I wish the killers would just kill those who want to be killed too.

    But where the hell are the normal knife stabbing, gun shooting villains I'd rather like to do me in?

    Goddamn those sissies. None of 'em got any balls to come for me, even tho I wouldn't fight back. shesh.
  • He [i]barbequed[/i] the body parts? Jesus, Hannibal Lector's got nothing on this sucka... :eek:

    Regards,
    Morden
  • Ranger BrianRanger Brian The Anti-Scrooge
    Personally, I would let him off eating someone, but lock him up and throw away the key for owning an” extensive collection of Walt Disney videos".
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Ranger Brian [/i]
    [B]Personally, I would let him off eating someone, but lock him up and throw away the key for owning an” extensive collection of Walt Disney videos". [/B][/QUOTE]

    Is that Matthew Kelly you're thinking of? ;)

    Regards,
    Morden
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    Okay, maybe its because Im tired, hot and cranky, but are some people here thinking that what this guy did ISNT horribly sick, depraved and deserving of loooooong incarceration? because well if people dont think that this is WRONG REALLY, REALLY WRONG we got more problems...
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    I think evryone thinks it's wrong, but it's no idea for everyone writing the same thing.
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    Well, I see it as an interesting twist on the situation.

    [i]mur·der (mûrdr)
    n.
    The unlawful killing of one human by another, especially with premeditated malice. [/i]

    Now, while it could be considered unlawful, as the article said, nothing is written in german law about cannibalism, so can it really be called unlawful without any basis to work from? He also had in his favor the fact that the victim was willing to be consumed, and apparently didn't think of this as a malicious. So... *shrug*

    It's still disturbing to think about, but hey, whatever floats your boat, right Refa? ;) :D
  • LogicSequenceLogicSequence Elite Ranger
    i think it's entertaining, it's not something u hear of every day :) but then again i'm a cynical person ;)
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    Thats Creapy
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Morden279 [/i]
    [B]He [i]barbequed[/i] the body parts? Jesus, Hannibal Lector's got nothing on this sucka... :eek:

    Regards,
    Morden [/B][/QUOTE]

    Wouldn't eating raw flesh be more... cannibalistic than barbequeing it?

    And Logic, I'd have to agree. I'm not in the mood for being eaten, but it amuses me more than anything else, that people do these kinda of things. I mean, you have to be an idiot to talk to someone about how you want to be eaten over a chat room.
    He should've come to America... log on some AOL chat room, everyone there would think he's so funny that they'd be exchanging addresses before you could say THANK YOU FOR CLEANSING THE GENE POOL
  • its sick no matter how you look at it...
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    This is Natures way of dealing with over population
  • NAture involves the internet? :eek: :eek: :eek:
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by A2597 [/i]
    [B]NAture involves the internet? :eek: :eek: :eek: [/B][/QUOTE]

    Only when it comes to animal porn. ;)

    Regards,
    Morden
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Morden279 [/i]
    [B]Only when it comes to animal porn. ;)

    Regards,
    Morden [/B][/QUOTE]

    Don't dis the bestiality, man.

    And while talking about playing with kitchen utensils, anyone got any helpfull tips at how to stitch one-self up?
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lord Refa [/i]
    [B]Don't dis the bestiality, man.

    And while talking about playing with kitchen utensils, anyone got any helpfull tips at how to stitch one-self up? [/B][/QUOTE]

    Ahh, Refa has truely returned!
  • watches the last bit of sane-insanity leave firstones...
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by A2597 [/i]
    [B]watches the last bit of sane-insanity leave firstones... [/B][/QUOTE]

    I resent that.

    I was "diagnosed" with Mixed personality disorder, impulse control disorder and non-psychotic depression during army. Sure, I lied to the shrinks like hell, left out the bits and parts about visions, hallucinations and death-wish. But that doesn't make me insane.
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    So, noone knows anything about stitching? Oh well.

    What about this, I woke up this morning and the self-made bandaid was slightly crimson with gore, so I decided to change it. But when i took it off, there were these web-like strans of blood from the barely noticeable lil' cut and the bloody cloth. I'm not really used to 'em. It looked like some kind of jell-o to me.

    Tasted a lot like blood though, not sure of the flavour.. Could be AB, or just B.

    Never did find out my blood-type.
  • BekennBekenn Sinclair's Duck
    With your outlook, it's probably not B+....

    [i](waits for the groans...)[/i]
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lord Refa [/i]
    [B]So, noone knows anything about stitching? Oh well.

    What about this, I woke up this morning and the self-made bandaid was slightly crimson with gore, so I decided to change it. But when i took it off, there were these web-like strans of blood from the barely noticeable lil' cut and the bloody cloth. I'm not really used to 'em. It looked like some kind of jell-o to me.

    Tasted a lot like blood though, not sure of the flavour.. Could be AB, or just B.

    Never did find out my blood-type. [/B][/QUOTE]


    needle and thread man, needle and thread, doctors actualy use an evil curving needle thats fairly slender and guides the thread through the tip, not a sewing needle, so what you need is something more like a sewing machine needle but its gonna hurt like a bitch,

    frankly if its just from a small external cut bandaids will deal with it. it will eventualy close, but its gonna leave an ugly stain.

    the sticky strands are blood thats half coagulated, only parts of it have solidified while parts are still liquidy, blood is kinda a strange substance.
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tyvar [/i]
    [B]needle and thread man, needle and thread, doctors actualy use an evil curving needle thats fairly slender and guides the thread through the tip, not a sewing needle, so what you need is something more like a sewing machine needle but its gonna hurt like a bitch,
    [/B][/QUOTE]

    Now that pain part won't be a problem. ;)

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Bekenn [/i]
    [B] With your outlook, it's probably not B+.... [/B][/QUOTE]

    I honestly didn't get that one.
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    Damned. It was so bad a joke I got it just a moment ago when I thought about it.

    B positive... pfft. MAn, I could think of better jokes when the only words I could utter were "gargle" and "blurt"
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    You know, I think a joke that bad deserves a banning.
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]You know, I think a joke that bad deserves a banning. [/B][/QUOTE]

    And I'm quite positive person. At times.

    I'll be even happier when I die. :D
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tyvar [/i]
    [B]needle and thread man, needle and thread, doctors actualy use an evil curving needle thats fairly slender and guides the thread through the tip, not a sewing needle, so what you need is something more like a sewing machine needle but its gonna hurt like a bitch,

    frankly if its just from a small external cut bandaids will deal with it. it will eventualy close, but its gonna leave an ugly stain.

    the sticky strands are blood thats half coagulated, only parts of it have solidified while parts are still liquidy, blood is kinda a strange substance. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Just use a bit of CA glue (cyanoacrylate). That's what it was originally invented for, closing wounds!

    Jake
  • OmegaPaladinOmegaPaladin Earthforce Officer
    If someone offered you exquisitely cooked human flesh from a person who agreed to give his flesh for this purpose before dying of natural causes, would you taste it?

    I would, unless there was a specific reason I could not do so.

    The guy in this situation, however, is a sick man who wants to exploit and torment people...:mad:
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