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The Aardvarks are attacking the Watercooler 5!

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  • Nah, sit the b*stard in front of a Claymore. Activate, then point and laugh! :D

    Regards,
    Morden
  • I think calling in a nuclear strike would be more fun.

    *Puts hand over mouth and does cheesy "Ghost reporting" impression*
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]*Puts hand over mouth and does cheesy "Ghost reporting" impression* [/B][/QUOTE]

    Nah, a Zerg Queen with Spawn Broodlings; much more entertaining. ;)

    Regards,
    Morden
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    Hmmmmm Zerg Queen, Karrigan.... I would fuck her

    AND ZEALOTS AND GOONS WILL KICK YOUR ASSES

    FOR AUIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Captain,Simmonds [/i]
    [B]AND ZEALOTS AND GOONS WILL KICK YOUR ASSES

    FOR AUIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/B][/QUOTE]

    Doesn't beat a Squadron of Terran Battlecruisers with Yamato guns. ;)

    "Battlecruiser operational!"

    Regards,
    Morden
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Morden279 [/i]
    [B]Doesn't beat a Squadron of Terran Battlecruisers with Yamato guns. ;)

    "Battlecruiser operational!"

    Regards,
    Morden [/B][/QUOTE]

    lol

    Now time for a fleet of Carriers+ a Squadron of Scouts and 2 arbitals. I'll Freze half of your BCs and and Sciance Ships. OR I will just use Templars and Goons.
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [img]http://vertigo1-2.freeyellow.com/PKCC_Fleet.jpg[/img]

    That bear is FUCKED! :D
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Peacekeepers, if I'm not mistaken.
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]Peacekeepers, if I'm not mistaken. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Indeed, with a Command Carrier, too.

    Call in the Scarens! :D

    Regards,
    Morden
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    Bah, the scarens are no threat. Now the [b]scarrans[/b] on the other hand......we'll just bombard them with ice. :p
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Vertigo1 [/i]
    [B]Bah, the scarens are no threat. Now the [b]scarrans[/b] on the other hand......we'll just bombard them with ice. :p [/B][/QUOTE]

    Pedantic git... ;)

    Screw the "Scarrans", deploy Morden's Omega Xs!

    Regards,
    Morden
  • You kids, don't know how to fight nowadays, what with your Pee-Cees.

    *Calls in fleet of Death Star II's*
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]You kids, don't know how to fight nowadays, what with your Pee-Cees.

    *Calls in fleet of Death Star II's* [/B][/QUOTE]

    Move aside [b]gramps[/b], get a load of THIS!

    *Deploys GOD*

    Regards,
    Morden
  • lol. Now what's a cartoon character going to do against my Death Star II's? The animator had a heart attack and died, remember?
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]lol. Now what's a cartoon character going to do against my Death Star II's? The animator had a heart attack and died, remember? [/B][/QUOTE]

    How dare you call God a cartoon character! Call out the POLITICAL CORRECTNESS BRIGADE!!!

    BTW: The animator died of a heart attack while drawing the Black Beast of Caerl Banog, but I'll call that out too if you're not careful!

    Regards,
    Morden
  • But the animator draws both, so God can only live an infinite loop of what was originally drawn... UNTIL I DESTROY THE EARTH AND EVERY LAST COPY OF MPATHG WITH IT!
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]UNTIL I DESTROY THE EARTH AND EVERY LAST COPY OF MPATHG WITH IT! [/B][/QUOTE]

    NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Regards,
    Morden
  • *Gives the fire order, and laughs as 60 Death Star II's unleash pink laser fury upon Earth*
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]*Gives the fire order, and laughs as 60 Death Star II's unleash pink laser fury upon Earth* [/B][/QUOTE]

    There goes God...

    Anyone want to worship Death Stars instead?

    Regards,
    Morden
  • You're dead, fool.
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]You're dead, fool. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Nah, I escaped via Vorklift.

    Regards,
    Morden
  • Not for long...

    *Calls in Star Destroyer fleet, surrounds Vorklift and opens fire*
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]Not for long...

    *Calls in Star Destroyer fleet, surrounds Vorklift and opens fire* [/B][/QUOTE]

    Oh, sh-
  • BOOM.
  • oh for petes sake
    *Hops in Randys VPK and destroyes the cross-universeiness of this thread*

    now THAT is a

    [SIZE=4][b]BOOM[/b][/SIZE]
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    a Mythical Being CANT kill me or any of us, HAHAHAHHA.

    But on the other hand, a battle ground of United Earth Athena Class Destroyers could hurt a few american ships, opps... I did say american ships. No I didnt.

    This is turning into the Teletubbie war.
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Captain,Simmonds [/i]
    [B]This is turning into the Teletubbie war. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Supplies of Tubby Custard are being airlifted as we speak. :)

    Regards,
    Morden
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Morden279 [/i]
    [B]Pedantic git... ;)

    Screw the "Scarrans", deploy Morden's Omega Xs!

    Regards,
    Morden [/B][/QUOTE]

    Captain Vertigo1: "Ready frag cannons! FULL CHARGE!"

    *omega x destroyers enter fc range*

    Lieutenant Biggles: "Enemy ships are in firing range sir!"

    Captain Vertigo1: "[b]FIRE![/b]"

    *frag cannons obliterate the destroyers in the first volley*

    Lieutenant Biggles: "Scans reveal negative on survivors. I believe you finally eliminated the escaped prisoners sir!"

    *out of camera range, Moya enters starburst un-detected*

    *** TO BE CONTINUED ***
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Morden279 [/i]
    [B]How dare you call God a cartoon character! Call out the POLITICAL CORRECTNESS BRIGADE!!!

    BTW: The animator died of a heart attack while drawing the Black Beast of Caerl Banog, but I'll call that out too if you're not careful!

    Regards,
    Morden [/B][/QUOTE]

    Now can you deploy something that doesn't exist?

    *god disappears in a poof of blue smoke*

    *laughs maniacally*
  • The Cabl3 GuyThe Cabl3 Guy Elite Ranger
    I have something far worse than all of your weapons. :)

    [url]http://vietpage.com/archive_news/politics/2001/Oct/31/att-0053/01-KrispyKremeCalendar2001.jpg[/url]
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