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"What Dictator am I?" Test
Captain,Simmonds
Trainee trainee
in Zocalo v2.0
What Kind of Dictaor are you?
I found it to me Quite Funny
[url]http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/[/url]
Here are my Results:
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
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I found it to me Quite Funny
[url]http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/[/url]
Here are my Results:
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
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You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!
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Worf
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Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!
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"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!"
Yes, they speak of the great idiot, G.W. Bush himself...
I expect flame attempts from A2597.
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[B]Easy to force a result when you know about the people involved. The description of this guy is bang-on!
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I expect flame attempts from A2597. [/B][/QUOTE]
Why? You didn't write it.
And if your wondering, no, I didn't try to force the result of Adolf Hitler. I was actually kinda surprised. It actually was my second run though. (First being Tony Blair). :D
Thats funny, and true! :D
[B] "Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!"
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With a little research, one could make as bold accusations against Mother Theresa.
With a little research, one could slant things to make Stalin seem like a well-meaning teddy bear.
If he's a dictator, revolt, already. It's obvious the elections have been rigged by right-wing conspirators. They learned their lesson in the Presidential election, coming so close to being defeated in Florida. In the House and Senate elections they were better prepared and knew just how to rig it so their candidates would win, but it wouldn't be a landslide to arouse suspicion. Their single thought all day is how they can disenfrancise you. Their one goal is to draw their country into a new dark age of poverty and repressiveness, and if they take the world with them, that's fine too. I know. Want to know how I know? The same voices that talk to you talk to me too...
"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
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Who used Capitalist as their scapegoats:D:D:D:D:D
You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!
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I dont have that kind of facial hair, I swear!
Edit: The fact is, they didnt even have the kind of 'aragornish' facial hair I love and nurture, and when I went back and changed it to a big beard I was Fidel, as clean shaven I was Tony Blair, and with a little mustasche I was Mugabe. So I guess Im pretty Schizo' depending on how I shave for the day. :)
*lights a cigar*
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I can't really say what I was expecting to get here...
[B]Thats funny, and true! :D [/B][/QUOTE]
You eat children? ;)
-R.
You answer the question: "what if Hitler was black?" A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you persecute your populace, they are getting sick of you! When given the option of starving to death because of the piss poor economy you created or stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more and more find the later more attractive! Also shave that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look like an even bigger tit then you are already!
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So, on my Gravestone, it will read:
[i]"Here lies Rick, a man with the character of John Sheridan, who ruled like Mugabe. May he enjoy the 4th Circle of Hell."[/i]
LOL!
-R.
Q: What if Hitler was black?
A: A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what!
[B]Whoever wrote that Mugabe thing know not well grammar.
Q: What if Hitler was black?
A: A power-mad little shit that will do anything to keep your backside in the presidential seat, that's what! [/B][/QUOTE]
It says that you answer the question. I.e. you are the answer to that question. No grammatical error there.
[B]You eat children? ;)[/B][/QUOTE]
I've been exposed!
:D
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The horror...