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[url]http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/05/10/offbeat.klingon.interpreter/index.html[/url]

Qapla'! Hospital seeks Klingon speaker
Saturday, May 10, 2003 Posted: 10:37 PM EDT (0237 GMT)


PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- Position Available: Interpreter, must be fluent in Klingon.

The language created for the "Star Trek" TV series and movies is one of about 55 needed by the office that treats mental health patients in metropolitan Multnomah County.

"We have to provide information in all the languages our clients speak," said Jerry Jelusich, a procurement specialist for the county Department of Human Services, which serves about 60,000 mental health clients.

Although created for works of fiction, Klingon was designed to have a consistent grammar, syntax and vocabulary.

And now Multnomah County research has found that many people -- and not just fans -- consider it a complete language.

"There are some cases where we've had mental health patients where this was all they would speak," said the county's purchasing administrator, Franna Hathaway.

County officials said that obligates them to respond with a Klingon-English interpreter, putting the language of starship Enterprise officer Worf and other Klingon characters on a par with common languages such as Russian and Vietnamese, and less common tongues including Dari and Tongan.

Comments

  • Vorlon Ambassador KoshVorlon Ambassador Kosh Vorlonforce Officer
    Now I know what I wanna become when I grow up...:D
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    now THAT is funny! :) :D :)
  • that's sad on so many levels.
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    Very very Sad
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    I guess they need it to help the people who have gone so far that they think they're Klingon.
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    Well, I guess it is a mental help facility... :D
  • Rogue TraderRogue Trader Somebody stop him...
    best thing i heard today :)
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    THE KLINGONS ARE COMEING!!
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    Of cource that is my home town! Now I am wondering if I should re-elect these people o not ;-)
  • shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
    you seem to forget we had a crazy klingon on this very board... ;)

    lest we forget...
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    THE LANGUAGE OF THE LLORT IS NEXT TO COME!!!!!
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by shadow boxer [/i]
    [B]you seem to forget we had a crazy klingon on this very board... ;)

    lest we forget... [/B][/QUOTE]

    How could we forget?! ;)
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    Sorry for my absence on this topic, I had to journey down to the Multnomah county offices with a big stick..

    and dont blame me, I live in Clackamas county, I dont vote for those nut jobs.
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    Klingon actually kicks major ass!
  • AnlaShokAnlaShok Democrat From Hell
    This is

    An urban legend. Not real. Oops.
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    Urban legends are fun!
    I'll check snopes and get back to you on that.
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    There are a few Klingon that Live in my area, If i remeber Correcty.

    Anyone been to Valcan, Alberta???
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    Actually it was the first thing I thought of.

    And I live in Clackamas too =Þ
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    Re: This is

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by AnlaShok [/i]
    [B]An urban legend. Not real. Oops. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Well Gee AnlaShok somebody ought to tell that to our local media here in Portland and various Multnoma county spokes people.

    It wasnt quite a full fledged job opening for a klingon translator, it was mearly a proposal and didnt even get anywhere near being approved, but it wasnt an urban legend.
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by croxis [/i]
    [B]Actually it was the first thing I thought of.

    And I live in Clackamas too =Þ [/B][/QUOTE]


    so we both agree that we didnt vote for those nutjobs? ;)
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Well, if its real, and does help people. Its good.
  • Argone spoke Klingon... :(
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by the_exile [/i]
    [B]Argone spoke Klingon... :( [/B][/QUOTE]

    Yea, I thought about that... :( To Argone!!
  • I learned quite a few Klingon insults from his time on my RPG boards ;)
  • David of MacDavid of Mac Elite Ranger Ca
    [url]http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=7&u=/ap/no_more_klingon[/url]
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