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Time traveling Spam?

JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
in Zocalo v2.0
The spam is getting wierd...

[quote]Greetings,

We need a vender who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000. US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in
providing the below equipment) Contact details of vender required, including name and phone #. If
they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We
prefer to work with vender in the Boston/New York area.

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great
if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with
built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.


If your vender turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

Email his details to me at: [email]powercrystals@firemail.de[/email]

Please do not reply directly back to this email as it
will only be bounced back to you.[/quote]

Comments

  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    "Isolinear" is a Star Trek technobabble term.
    What a bizarre email. :)
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    Must not be to far into the Future. It says "256GB of SRAM".

    I think its somone fucking around.
  • Talon MistsongTalon Mistsong Ranger
    Didn't I see this before as a marooned time-traveller or something? Hey JackN you should reply to that spam with the picture of that bunny-with-the-pancake-hat you've been posting :D Preferably from a public computer of course.
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    dude, first there was that marooned time traveler spam, then there was another spam about a time traveller seeking companions and now we are looking at spam equipment components... what it gods name goes on around here? 0_o
  • bobobobo (A monkey)
    I can't figure it out, either. I received the same type of note next week.

    Perhaps the mass of all the spam has created a small black hole in the internet space, which is causing a time shuft in the delivery.

    Or perhaps they're all loons.
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Talon Mistsong [/i]
    [B]Hey JackN you should reply to that spam with the picture of that bunny-with-the-pancake-hat you've been posting :D[/B][/QUOTE]

    Well first of all... It's not my picture, and it's available to you via the extra smilies...


    use the [b][i] : noidea : [/i][/b] code to get that image... ;)
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    haha

    Just imagine if that were a varient of the 419 Nigerian scam. :p (why people are stupid enough to fall for it is beyond me...)
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by bobo [/i]
    [B]I can't figure it out, either. I received the same type of note next week.
    [/B][/QUOTE]

    Tehehehehhe.....

    [I]Powers up Model 4300b 4 Dimensional Warp Generator.[/i]

    Its not quite as powerful as the 4350, but one hell of a lot more user friendly!
  • AnlaShokAnlaShok Democrat From Hell
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Talon Mistsong [/i]
    [B]Didn't I see this before as a marooned time-traveller or something? Hey JackN you should reply to that spam with the picture of that bunny-with-the-pancake-hat you've been posting :D Preferably from a public computer of course. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Yay, Oolong!

    [url]http://www.syberpunk.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?page=oolong[/url]
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    Everytime I read this topic I see "Time traveling Sperm"
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by croxis [/i]
    [B]Everytime I read this topic I see "Time traveling Sperm" [/B][/QUOTE]

    Errrrr.... No comment.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Oh, sorry about that.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    I know what caused it! It's the result of Jack breaking the Space/Time Continuum a few weeks ago!
  • bobobobo (A monkey)
    [QUOTE]
    It's the result of Jack breaking the Space/Time Continuum a few weeks ago!
    [/QUOTE]
    Actually, I think he broke it two days from now. ;)
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Biggles [/i]
    [B]I know what caused it! It's the result of Jack breaking the Space/Time Continuum a few weeks ago! [/B][/QUOTE]

    Yeah...

    That damn Web Cam expirement keeps echoing back on me. The bloody things is caught in a feedback loop...
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    wee warned ye, but nooo ye woudna listen!
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by croxis [/i]
    [B]Everytime I read this topic I see "Time traveling Sperm" [/B][/QUOTE]

    TROJAN MAAAAN!

    :D
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