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New Intelligence Report (Humor)

RickRick Sector 14 Studios
in Babylon 5
The Purple Bnot Empire has aquired Cursie Missal Technology, and they intend to release their full warth on the known Gaglaxy!

(Remember to pick up some earplugs at Walgreen's on the way home [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/wink.gif[/img]. Time to inject the nomal degree of levity in our life...)

-Rick

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[i]"...Never start a fight...but [b]always[/b] finish it."[/i]

Comments

  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Oh boy, here we go...

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    Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    Surely the sacred Aardvark will protect us?
    Or do we have to bring the watercoolers into this?

    Worf

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  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    The smurfs will save us!
  • shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
    just cos we are small and blue and cute doesnt mean we dont like rocket launchers and fraggin yo ass.... [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
  • An ex-SquidAn ex-Squid Elite Ranger
    Batten down the hatches and take your Dramamine (sp?) tablets, folks, 'cause this is gonna be one wild ride... [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the groin and armpits of the idiot(s) who created the concept of "political correctness."

    Just another stubborn Naval Reservist...
  • WarbleWarble Ranger
    The Cruise Missals will be crushed by the tighest Spincter in te Gaglaxy !
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Now that brings bad images to mind.

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    [b][url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Required reading[/url][/b]
    Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • An ex-SquidAn ex-Squid Elite Ranger
    [quote]Originally posted by Warble:
    [b]The Cruise Missals will be crushed by the tighest Spincter in te Gaglaxy ![/b][/quote]

    And I thought that [i]I[/i] had a dirty mind... [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]


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    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the groin and armpits of the idiot(s) who created the concept of "political correctness."

    Just another stubborn Naval Reservist...
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    I think the evidence is pretty clear that you do. Just not [i]as[/i] dirty.

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    [b][url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Required reading[/url][/b]
    Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • StrikerStriker Provided with distinction
    Alright Shadow...you owe $0.50 to the firstones.com fund! You cursed!!! lol
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    We could make a lot of money out of this. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]

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    [b][url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Required reading[/url][/b]
    Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    WOO! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img] THe first of many! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]
  • StrikerStriker Provided with distinction
    Anyone keeping tally of Shadow's cursing?? Maybe someone can write a mod for UBB> =)
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    Presses fire for his taktiel Nucke.
    BOOM!!!!

    Oh MAN! it backfired!

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    [b]Sanfam: [/b]"And Drazi didn't like it one bit.-
    [b]Mr.Bungle: [/b][i]"So that's where the forum went..."[/i]-
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    [b][i]ahhh, the good old days of HTML.[/i][/b]
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    *all of a sudden a swarm of blue swirling vortexes form and a hoarde of GTVA ships emerge from subspace*

    Its party time boys! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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  • StrikerStriker Provided with distinction
    *arms Planetary Defense Grid*

    Party party!!
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [quote]Originally posted by Vertigo1:
    [b]*all of a sudden a swarm of blue swirling vortexes form and a hoarde of GTVA ships emerge from subspace*

    Its party time boys! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

    [/b][/quote]

    You and your GTVA ships. You're obsessed! They are nothing compared to my Hoplites! And just you wait till the Hoplite Mk II rolls off the production line in a few months, complete with more powerful weapons, stronger armour, and the all new Pipe Drive!

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    [b][url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Required reading[/url][/b]
    Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [quote]Originally posted by Biggles:
    [b] You and your GTVA ships. You're obsessed! They are nothing compared to my Hoplites! And just you wait till the Hoplite Mk II rolls off the production line in a few months, complete with more powerful weapons, stronger armour, and the all new Pipe Drive!
    [/b][/quote]

    Uh huh. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/wink.gif[/img] You haven't seen the new GTF Hydra MK-II bomber, and the GTF Valkrie MK-II..or the GTVX Golgatha (from some mod to which I cannot recall the name for)!

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  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    'Tis nothing!

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    [b][url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Required reading[/url][/b]
    Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    But somebody have to die!!!!!
    And that's me I'm dead!!!!! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/tongue.gif[/img]

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    A perfekt concert my best friend
    So much to live for, so much to die for
    If only my heart had a home
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  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Huh?

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    [b][url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Required reading[/url][/b]
    Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    Clue in! Clue out! It's the Clue-er!
    Clue twice to give a clue. Twice again to take a clue!
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [quote]Originally posted by Biggles:
    [b]'Tis nothing!
    [/b][/quote]

    nothing?! Lets hear you say that when they drop the "packages". [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/wink.gif[/img] I'll give you a clue...they each contain a dozen cute fluffy white rabbits!

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  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Did they clone Bun Bun?

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    [b][url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Required reading[/url][/b]
    Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • Falcon1Falcon1 Elite Ranger
    Deploying Spoo decoys now...

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  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    That may not work...

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    [b][url="http://www.minbari.co.uk/log12.2263/"]Required reading[/url][/b]
    Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
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