Issues with your account? Bug us in the Discord!
Worf vs. Steve Irwin
Vertigo1
Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
in Zocalo v2.0
*Irwin walks into a bar filled with klingons and sneaks behind a potted tree*
Irwin (talking softly to the "camera"): What we have here is a room filled full of the species known as the klingon. They're normally very aggressive. They're also commonly found around establishments such as this, getting drunk. Lets see if we can get a little closer shall we?
*Irwin waits for a klingon (in this case, it was Worf) to get closer to the tree, and leaps out infront of him*
Irwin (again, talking to the "camera"): Now you have to be very careful when you try and wrangle a klingon. What they lack in mental capacity, they make up in sheer ferocity!
Worf: What do you think you are doing human?
*Irwin tackles Worf and wrestles him to the ground*
Irwin: As you can see, *unf* this klingon is clearly drunk so he would have alot of trouble hitting me or anyone else.
*Worf growls loudly*
Worf: Get off of me before I gut you open and leave you tied to the wall as a trophy!
Irwin: They also have a NASTY temper. Now, lets see if this is a male or a female of the species.
*Irwin jams his thumb up Worf's ass*
Irwin: This is clearly a female of the species. Her mate must be around here somewhere so I'll have to act fast.
*Worf starts screaming obscenties in klingon*
Irwin: Now remember folks, if you see a klingon nearby, don't muck with it! I'm a professional!
Irwin: Terri, get the catchin' bag!
Irwin: We need to get this shela back to Australia Zoo for further study so as one day we can fully understand this creature and its native environment.
:D :D :D
Irwin (talking softly to the "camera"): What we have here is a room filled full of the species known as the klingon. They're normally very aggressive. They're also commonly found around establishments such as this, getting drunk. Lets see if we can get a little closer shall we?
*Irwin waits for a klingon (in this case, it was Worf) to get closer to the tree, and leaps out infront of him*
Irwin (again, talking to the "camera"): Now you have to be very careful when you try and wrangle a klingon. What they lack in mental capacity, they make up in sheer ferocity!
Worf: What do you think you are doing human?
*Irwin tackles Worf and wrestles him to the ground*
Irwin: As you can see, *unf* this klingon is clearly drunk so he would have alot of trouble hitting me or anyone else.
*Worf growls loudly*
Worf: Get off of me before I gut you open and leave you tied to the wall as a trophy!
Irwin: They also have a NASTY temper. Now, lets see if this is a male or a female of the species.
*Irwin jams his thumb up Worf's ass*
Irwin: This is clearly a female of the species. Her mate must be around here somewhere so I'll have to act fast.
*Worf starts screaming obscenties in klingon*
Irwin: Now remember folks, if you see a klingon nearby, don't muck with it! I'm a professional!
Irwin: Terri, get the catchin' bag!
Irwin: We need to get this shela back to Australia Zoo for further study so as one day we can fully understand this creature and its native environment.
:D :D :D
Comments
[B]Kill him, Worf! :D [/B][/QUOTE]
I bet Steve Irwin makes you glad to be a kiwi doesnt it? ;)
Most Aussies cringe at his antics... he's like Crocodile Dundee on crack. He propogates an image of Aussies being quaint villiage idiots, which basically every aussie hates...
we might enjoy the 'larrakin' foolish thing and never take ourselves to seriously... but that brain damaged twat ?
I hope some poor harassed animal turns on him and tears him a new arse or seven...
he IS funny to watch. :D
[B]Steve Irwin is a menace.
Most Aussies cringe at his antics... he's like Crocodile Dundee on crack. He propogates an image of Aussies being quaint villiage idiots, which basically every aussie hates...
we might enjoy the 'larrakin' foolish thing and never take ourselves to seriously... but that brain damaged twat ?
I hope some poor harassed animal turns on him and tears him a new arse or seven... [/B][/QUOTE]
LoL thats the SECOND time Ive heard that rant, first time was from a friend who lives in Melbourn, she was sooo pissed about the american view of the australian accent.
her accent was Id guess I would think of it as being "australian common" or even refined upper class, her family had [I]money[/I]. She tought me an important lesson though
"Fosters, its australian for piss watta"
[B]I'll give him one thing,
he IS funny to watch. :D [/B][/QUOTE]
Thats true, but to reassure the down under crowd we here in America realize he's just a crazy country guy, we have our own, I should know, Im related to many of them ;)
[B]Most NZers cringe at Steve Irwin as well. :) [/B][/QUOTE]
Why makes you start thinking australia's too close or something? (yes, I realize the humor in that statement, but in this case "close" is a relative term ;) )
Worf
[B]I'll give him one thing,
he IS funny to watch. :D [/B][/QUOTE]
Yup. I tune in every week to catch his show, and I never miss an episode. :D I even have his movie on DVD. :p Whenever I'm pissed off, I either watch it or one of my Farscape eps. Cheers me right up.
I do have to say though, that Steve IRL is absolutely NOTHING like what he is on TV. When he's on camera, those antics he does is all for the benefit of the audience. When he's not doing "The Crocodile Hunter", he's just like any other zoo official. He does those antics because he knows people think its funny, therefore they're more likely to pay attention to him and he gets his message across. Very smart of him if you think about it. He's trying to educate the world about the animal kingdom, and what better way to do it than to act like a nutjob on national TV? ;)