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The Official samuelk Thread!

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  • CurZCurZ Resident Hippy
    Trident bump! :p
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    CRASH BANDICOOT BELLYFLOP BUMP!
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    Just one more BUMPing BUMP!
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    *SPIKE!*
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    Evening Bump!!!
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    A BUMP in the hope for no school tommorow!
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    bumpSMACK
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

    *samuelk BUMPs into the ground, bounces, and flies towards Biggles tank, then lands in it*

    HOLE IN ONE! WOOOT!
  • CurZCurZ Resident Hippy
    *grabs a fishing rod and starts fishing for samuelk in the tank, only to get the hook caught in Biggles' nose*

    *panics*

    *looks around*

    *runs away screaming*
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    OK!! Biggles got a nose but no face???!!!
  • CurZCurZ Resident Hippy
    Hmm... you got a point. Whose nose is it then?
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    It is one of those nose fish defense mechanisms Biggles has in his tank. Those defenses probabaly already ate Samuelk though... :)
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    Oh my GOD...

    It's Samuelk's NOSE!!!

    *Passes out*
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    EEEEK!!!!:eek:

    *Ducks and cover*
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    *Throws nose a RC*
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    SHIT!!! Stop playing around with it, who knows where it has been!!
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    ok ok ok...

    *Tosses it back in biggles tank*
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    *smacks samuelk across the net with my baseball bat*

    *watches as sam lands in Australiia Zoo*

    "Awww crikey! Terri, get the catchin' bag!"

    :D
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    ...

    Easy there mate, thats a good samuelk...

    Lookie 'er, cricky he's a big one, aint ya a GEORGEOUS specimine!

    Samuelk's arn't native in these parts, they were brought here years ago by Vertigo1s, supposedly to get rid of them after a dispute arose over beachballs!
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    Shoots a tranq at the "beachball"- might as well make things easier... :D
  • An ex-SquidAn ex-Squid Elite Ranger
    Why'd you do that?!? Now he'll miss all the fun...:D
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    BUMP, KICK.
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by An ex-Squid [/i]
    [B]Why'd you do that?!? Now he'll miss all the fun...:D [/B][/QUOTE]

    Oh it'll wear off- or he'll wake up with one hell of a hangover and wonder what the hell happened. :D
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    *Launches sabertooth aardvark at Rhett*
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    *runs trough the room screaming*
    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
  • CurZCurZ Resident Hippy
    Someone page Steve Irwin, we found a samuelk!
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    *Grabs a phone pole, shoves it into the gound at a 60* angle, grabs another phone pole, shoves it into the gound at a 120* angle, grabs an Acme rubber band, and streaches it between the two poles.

    Grabs Samuelk, places him into rubberband, streaches the rubberband, and launches him towards Australia.

    "Lookie here folks, this here is a rare site here in the outback a Walrus, yes, just lookie there and those fangs, WHEW, don't want to get to close that that fellow, despite there size, they've been clocked at over 80MPH crossing the sierrah dessert in Russia. Whow there, easy bo..."

    *THUD*

    *Samuek lands on Steve Erwin*
  • I miss this place, so here's a good *BUMP* for Sam.

    :eek: Miss me? :eek:
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    Yikes!

    *Bounces Samuelk at the_Exile*
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    That was a hit and not a miss!!
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