Time Traveler Arrested For Insider Trading!

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• mambo_morden Earthforce Officer

  March 2003

  HOLY CRAP.... $800 (insert two weeks) = [B]$350 MILLION!?!?!?!?![/B]
• Messiah Failed Experiment

  March 2003

  *Speechless*
• David of Mac Elite Ranger Ca

  March 2003

  Just so anyone knows, the odds of a single word of this story being true are astromical, and getting higher so fast they're turned red.
  
  This story is from the [i]Weekly World News[/i], a leading supermarket tabloid. For those of you lucky enough to never have been exposed to it, it's a bit like the Onion, except with a more psudo-scientific/religious bent, plus more people take it seriously. This is the sort of rag that says the end of the world is in half a year every month on the month.
• Captain,Simmonds Trainee trainee

  March 2003

  At Least That we know the earth is still around.
  
  BUT HE BROKE THE TIME TRAVAL RULES..
  
  
  I HOPE PEOPLE TAKE HIM BACK TO HIS OWN TIME........
• Rhett (Not even a monkey)

  March 2003

  Simply cant be true. If it were- if anyone made that kind of profit- it would be all over the real news. You have been duped by the tabloids. Join the club :)
• Vertigo_1 Ranger

  March 2003

  And he gets to the future to find that, adjusted for inflation, he's just earned the equivalent of 5 cents.
• Sanfam I like clocks.

  March 2003

  Everyone knows the Weekly World News has the best coverage on the planet.
  
  Damnit, man, it's gotta be true!
  
  (Men in Black just further confirms it. :P)