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  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    When is this going to sToP?!!?!!!?
  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    Probably never! Because people just never seem to reach the top of the stupidity ladder! :rolleyes:
  • Rogue TraderRogue Trader Somebody stop him...
    hey teaching us what does what works, otherwise what guy would know what a clitoris was unless the girl points it out.

    teaching our young to fuck is the greatest human achievement :D
  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    [B]Damn![/B] :mad: Their gos my sliced bread theory out the window!
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    Shut the window then!
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    But then he breaks the window...
  • David of MacDavid of Mac Elite Ranger Ca
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rogue Trader [/i]
    [B]hey teaching us what does what works, otherwise what guy would know what a clitoris was unless the girl points it out.[/B][/QUOTE]

    The what in the who-now? ;)
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rogue Trader [/i]
    [B]hey teaching us what does what works, otherwise what guy would know what a clitoris was unless the girl points it out.

    teaching our young to fuck is the greatest human achievement :D [/B][/QUOTE]

    Yes Yes it is.

    It also Bring down Birth Rates aswell, when you think of it.
    Also Watching Sex shows (Like the ones on Sex TV in canada) Helps even more:D
  • bah. LEAVE TEACHING SEX TO KIDS TO THE PARENTS.
    :mad:
  • On a related note, 3 cheers for drunk college girls!!

    Hip, Hip...
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Captain,Simmonds [/i]
    [B]Yes Yes it is.

    It also Bring down Birth Rates aswell, when you think of it.
    Also Watching Sex shows (Like the ones on Sex TV in canada) Helps even more:D [/B][/QUOTE]


    Actualy it hasnt, abortion has brought down our birthrates, the rates of child sexual activity has increased, along with abortion rates, and thus boctched abortions and sterlity (which happens in a signifigant percentage of abortions, about 8%) Actualy, it looks like the stupid are breeding themselves out of the gene pool :D
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Ricobirch [/i]
    [B]On a related note, 3 cheers for drunk college girls!!

    Hip, Hip... [/B][/QUOTE]


    So, somebody got some? ;)
  • Lets just say I'm having myself one hell of a weekend.
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tyvar [/i]
    [B]Actualy it hasnt, abortion has brought down our birthrates, the rates of child sexual activity has increased, along with abortion rates, and thus boctched abortions and sterlity (which happens in a signifigant percentage of abortions, about 8%) Actualy, it looks like the stupid are breeding themselves out of the gene pool :D [/B][/QUOTE]

    Thats why they need to teach them to use protection.
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Captain,Simmonds [/i]
    [B]Thats why the need to teach them to use protection. [/B][/QUOTE]

    ...Which doesn't work half the time....

    face it. Sex is best left to those 18 and over, preferably those already in wed-lock.
    if the world followed that simple rules, there would be NO STDs, many millions of abortions less, etc etc.

    I've yet to see ONE reason that sex out of wed-lock is good.
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by A2597 [/i]
    [B]I've yet to see ONE reason that sex out of wed-lock is good. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Its fun? :) kidding, kidding, because I am one of the under 18 who is still a virgin.
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by A2597 [/i]
    [B]...I've yet to see ONE reason that sex out of wed-lock is good. [/B][/QUOTE]

    Yeah this line is just begging for a response!

    ;) :rolleyes: :alien:
  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    [QUOTE]I've yet to see ONE reason that sex out of wed-lock is good. [/QUOTE]

    I don't know about Wed-lock, But I know it's great in grid lock!
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    Ups, wrong room! I'll be going!!
  • shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
    lol.... and the voice of experience dryly enters the conversation...:D

    sex is for sane, mature, happy, mutally consenting adults or those who aspire to be so.

    its part of life and a part that has to be learnt , practised and mastered just like every other aspect.

    the whole sex before marriage thing is in my opinion based as Ahash puts it, on being safe... but contraception and other 'safe' sexual practises have effectively removed the practial and physical reasons for abstinence.

    the only advantage of NSBM is perhaps it gives you half a chance to mature in the head before you go rooting...

    still... you have to practise anything to get good at it, I dont think I'd want to be a passenger in a car with a driver who's never even sat in the drivers seat before.

    Peh.... perhaps Summer camp should formally recognise the education kids get there in sexual tequnique. I wonder if I could get my merit badge is cullingnus... :D
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Ricobirch [/i]
    [B]Lets just say I'm having myself one hell of a weekend. [/B][/QUOTE]



    Cool..

    but just so you know.. I hate you ;)

    (guess who has to work on a paper about the philosophical implications of the death penalty and has no free time for fun ;) )
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by JackN [/i]
    [B]Yeah this line is just begging for a response!

    ;) :rolleyes: :alien: [/B][/QUOTE]



    He ment in the moral and philosophical sense man, and in most philosophys pleasure does not necissarily equal good ;)
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Argone [/i]
    [B]I don't know about Wed-lock, But I know it's great in grid lock! [/B][/QUOTE]


    Saftey Tip: make sure the car is at a complete stop though!
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    This is geting more and more fasinating each day!
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tyvar [/i]
    [B]So, somebody got some? ;) [/B][/QUOTE]

    Most of us are computer Geek, How Would we get Cheerleaders???

    + Most of us have a very slim chance of getting laid BTW,


    LOL
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    LOL - this is getting good :D
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    Simmonds, maybe one of the moral degenerates around here could introduce you to the concept of "a cheap date"

    many girls, with enough "liquid courage" will sleep with anything thats not quasimoto, now that being said, resulting to such tactics is dishonerable, deplorable, and should get you shot.

    Ahem, not to say Ricobirch [I]deliberatly[/I] engaged in such tactics, mind you, when EVERYBODY is bombed out of their mind weird **** happens..

    Which is why along with a designated driver you need a designated "coyote" watch, to prevent the "coyote mornings"

    Thats where sober friends come in handy. That and if you DO mess up, to grind it in EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE ;)

    Ahh, it may be a lonely existance Simmonds, but it has its own rewards. :)
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    And lastly DAMNIT Simmonds, STOP BEING SO DAMN PESSIMISTIC!


    THATS MY JOB!


    and hell your bringin me down man! ;)
  • LOL

    I'm not that creap....

    Its Aganst my moral code to get some one drunk in order to get liad.

    +Also I;m just saying to previous post that having sex is ok as long as its okey with both sides

    + I all ready Live an lonely Exisitance(and i'm happy with it):D.

    And cant we share the Pessimistic job;)
  • [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tyvar [/i]
    [B]Simmonds, maybe one of the moral degenerates around here could introduce you to the concept of "a cheap date"

    many girls, with enough "liquid courage" will sleep with anything thats not quasimoto, now that being said, resulting to such tactics is dishonerable, deplorable, and should get you shot.

    Ahem, not to say Ricobirch [I]deliberatly[/I] engaged in such tactics, mind you, when EVERYBODY is bombed out of their mind weird **** happens..

    Which is why along with a designated driver you need a designated "coyote" watch, to prevent the "coyote mornings"

    Thats where sober friends come in handy. That and if you DO mess up, to grind it in EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE ;)

    Ahh, it may be a lonely existance Simmonds, but it has its own rewards. :) [/B][/QUOTE]

    Hey now, for your information she was perfectly sober.

    I on the other hand...well she took advantage of me and it felt so good!
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