Yeah...I was like....well, that's her back..wait a second..things are in the wrong places...AH HA, the face is blacked out but yet closely matches her hair..
You think that hurts? [URL=http://www.darwinawards.com]The Darwin Awards[/URL] gave an award to a guy who tried to wash his testicles in a golf course ball washer... one popped off and the other was crushed... he passed his threshold of pain and fell, causing his entire scrotum to rip off.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Argone [/i]
[B]The ball washer is incredible, makes you wonder how someone with this much lack of common sence is still alive! :eek: [/B][/QUOTE]
Random ChaosActually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
"(9 May 1999, Mexico) A young Mexican couple were found dead in the back of a hearse. Jose, 23, employed by the Perez Diaz funeral home in Campeche, met Ana Maria on Saturday for a romantic tryst in his hearse. He parked in a warehouse and left the engine running to provide air conditioning.
In the enclosed location, the carbon monoxide-laden exhaust fumes seeped into the vehicle, fatally poisoning the couple. Their bodies were found when Ana Maria's mother initiated a search for her missing daughter. "
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Random Chaos [/i]
Or even better:
1991 Honorable Mention: Scrotum Self-Repair
[url]http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1997-10.html[/url] [/B][/QUOTE]
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[B]Careful dude. For that to happen, she must be pretty damn tight. :D [/B][/QUOTE]
Willing to risk it. :D
So many bad one liners for this one... :D
How about this one?
[url]http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_751641.html[/url]
What people tend to do to themselves!
so wrong.
the allergy to sperm made me laugh, i like it. give it two :shadow2: :shadow2: up
[B]The ball washer is incredible, makes you wonder how someone with this much lack of common sence is still alive! :eek: [/B][/QUOTE]
Its called pissing in the gene pool. ;)
[url]http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/index_darwin1999.html[/url]
:eek:
[B]Here is a pic!! [/B][/QUOTE]
So why are you not over there in Romania again?!
(or trying to bring her home somehow?) ;)
[B]Or how about this one...
[url]http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/index_darwin1999.html[/url]
:eek: [/B][/QUOTE]
Zionist Time !!!!
:p :D Heh heh heh!
In the enclosed location, the carbon monoxide-laden exhaust fumes seeped into the vehicle, fatally poisoning the couple. Their bodies were found when Ana Maria's mother initiated a search for her missing daughter. "
Source: [url]http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1999-08.html[/url]
[url]http://www.darwinawards.com/personal/personal2002-10.html[/url]
Or even better:
1991 Honorable Mention: Scrotum Self-Repair
[url]http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1997-10.html[/url]
Or even better:
1991 Honorable Mention: Scrotum Self-Repair
[url]http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1997-10.html[/url] [/B][/QUOTE]
Yeoooowwwch!
[I]Now that took balls![/I] hehe:p
NOW this thread is just plain wrong...
read the ones at darwin awards though...I've pretty much read that entire site... :)
That Guy should have Been waering a Condom, lol
[url]http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/cms.dll/html/uncomp/articleshow?artid=38181163[/url]
[url]http://www.darwinawards.com/personal/personal2000-10.html[/url]
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