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Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
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[url]http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html[/url]

:D :D :D
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  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    :D ROFLMAO!!!

    I clicked on here thinking I missed something on the news!

    That was good!
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    What's sad is that his girlfriend was the first to notice. :D
  • Rogue TraderRogue Trader Somebody stop him...
    youd think youd feel your penis exploding but lemme tell ya...
  • shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
    A ruptured willy would not be anything to laugh about. It's more common than most people realise. For obvious reasons its not talked about much. Usually though its only an 'internal' rupture, ie its just the walls of the vena cavernosa (the inflative tissues) inside the skin, so you end up with a bag of blood rather than a popped sausage. Other than the actual tear in the skin/wall of the vena cavernosa there would be much in the way of pain, so I guess if you're in the middle of rough housing you may not notice it straight away...

    Evidently the surgery involved is actually pretty difficult, they strip the outer skin from the base up, so as not to disturb the glans
    (head), repair the 'inner tube' and stitch the skin back down. No pretty and you're supposed to be out of action for 3 to 5 months.

    Something to ponder before you put your 'rod of steel' to work whilst hanging from the chandlier... :)

    (yes I have an interest is medicine and no this is not from personal experience)
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Certainly an odd part of medicine to be interested in, SB. :)
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    Ouch!!
    what more is there to say!
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by C_Mon [/i]
    [B]Ouch!!
    what more is there to say! [/B][/QUOTE]

    Now that has GOT to hurt!
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    Owowowowow... DAMN!! Hurts me to even think about it.
  • StrikerStriker Provided with distinction
    boom =)
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by shadow boxer [/i]
    [B]A ruptured willy would not be anything to laugh about. It's more common than most people realise. For obvious reasons its not talked about much. Usually though its only an 'internal' rupture, ie its just the walls of the vena cavernosa (the inflative tissues) inside the skin, so you end up with a bag of blood rather than a popped sausage. Other than the actual tear in the skin/wall of the vena cavernosa there would be much in the way of pain, so I guess if you're in the middle of rough housing you may not notice it straight away...

    Evidently the surgery involved is actually pretty difficult, they strip the outer skin from the base up, so as not to disturb the glans
    (head), repair the 'inner tube' and stitch the skin back down. No pretty and you're supposed to be out of action for 3 to 5 months.

    Something to ponder before you put your 'rod of steel' to work whilst hanging from the chandlier... :)

    (yes I have an interest is medicine and no this is not from personal experience) [/B][/QUOTE]

    Why doesn't it suprise me that you have a paragraph or so to post on this?
    :D
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    LOL JackN :D
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Ow!
  • RicobirchRicobirch Ranger
    So let me get this straight, right now as we speak there is an 18 year old Romanian female, who for the immediate future is in need of some "compainionship".

    Looks like I just figured out where I'm going for Spring Break!
  • El-DiabloEl-Diablo Ranger
    Shit happens :D
  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    [B]That was way more information than I needed to know[/B]

    :eek: I'am glad I made it through the pain and keep my penis inspected
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Ricobirch [/i]
    [B]So let me get this straight, right now as we speak there is an 18 year old Romanian female, who for the immediate future is in need of some "compainionship".

    Looks like I just figured out where I'm going for Spring Break! [/B][/QUOTE]

    Careful dude. For that to happen, she must be pretty damn tight. :D
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    I know a 18 year old Romanian via the e-mail!!
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    She wasn't the one in the article, was she C_Mon? :D
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Vertigo1 [/i]
    [B]Careful dude. For that to happen, she must be pretty damn tight. :D [/B][/QUOTE]


    I was waiting for somebody to go there... weve now hit rock bottom ;)
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by C_Mon [/i]
    [B]I know a 18 year old Romanian via the e-mail!! [/B][/QUOTE]


    Is she hot? ;)
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    Yes is she hot?.
  • A2597A2597 Fanboy
    this is just plain WRONG......

    :robot:
  • JamboJambo Scriptkiddie
    Lighten Up!
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tyvar [/i]
    [B]Is she hot? ;) [/B][/QUOTE]

    I guess she's hot in the summers!!! ;)

    And no, she's not the one in the article!
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by C_Mon [/i]
    [B]I guess she's hot in the summers!!! ;)

    And no, she's not the one in the article! [/B][/QUOTE]


    Mmmm investigate further, have her get pictures of her self and send them to you, better yet have her post them here ;)
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    I got a picture of here!! I don't think I will post it here!
  • TyvarTyvar Next best thing to a St. Bernard
    Its, for... SCIENCE! yah! that its! science! ;)
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Yes...Science likes blowing things up :p
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    Sciance

    Science Rules all:D

    We Need thoses Pics for Science
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    Here is a pic!!
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