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  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    I think it's us trying to figure him out. He has no brain with which to figure us out afterall!
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    One does not need a brain to figure out such simplicity as ShadowDancer :)
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    That is why you fail
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    Balls. They drop.
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    And bounce.
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Sometimes. Not in water or sand..
  • StingrayStingray Elite Ranger
    I don't think I ever posted in this thread... duh, look what I just did?
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    You silly boy!
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    How could you not have posted in this thread. It is epic!
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    You realize this thread has been going 9.5 years?
  • sinclairsinclair Ranger
    What is the record of longest running thread in the Internet?
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    There probably aren't many that could beat this.
  • sinclairsinclair Ranger
    Let's aim for Guinness book of world records...

    Catching up some other thread could turn out to be a problem... So we need a continuity plan to reproduce and to keep this thread running.

    A rough draft:
    1. Find a female / male companion
    2. Reproduce
    3. Wait ~15 years
    4. Introduce your offspring/s to Babylon 5 and Firstones.com
    5. If brainwashing has been done properly your offspring/s should register voluntarily.
    6. When he, she or it has reached to proper level of craziness (Usually fighting for purple or green is accepted sign of behavior for testing this requirement), introduce to continuity plan.

    Points 1 and 2 require more specific information how its done in a proper manner.
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    Dont worry. I've got a basement.

    And with a basement, I mean a laboratory where I grow up new humanoids to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

    And by laboratory, I mean it's a small utility closet where I store jars of fetuses...
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    Well at least they aren't clones of RC...
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Are you sure?
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Ya, I wouldnt underestimate Refa..
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    In that case: frak!
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    [QUOTE=sinclair;195086]Let's aim for Guinness book of world records...

    Catching up some other thread could turn out to be a problem... So we need a continuity plan to reproduce and to keep this thread running.

    A rough draft:
    1. Find a female / male companion
    2. Reproduce
    3. Wait ~15 years
    4. Introduce your offspring/s to Babylon 5 and Firstones.com
    5. If brainwashing has been done properly your offspring/s should register voluntarily.
    6. When he, she or it has reached to proper level of craziness (Usually fighting for purple or green is accepted sign of behavior for testing this requirement), introduce to continuity plan.

    Points 1 and 2 require more specific information how its done in a proper manner.[/QUOTE]

    So basically your plan can be boiled down to:

    1. Sex
    2. ???
    3. Profit!
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Babylon 5 is the aphrodisiac.
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    Just watch out for Narns with prosthetic eyes.
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Or Worfs with prosthetic eyes trying to act like Narns with prosthetic eyes :)
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Nah, human mating is far too sedate to be entertaining

    Jake
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Who said anything about human?
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    NOOOOOOOOOO! Please for the love of everything decent make the image of RC mating go away....
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    [IMG]http://www.70disco.com/images/horta4.jpg[/IMG]
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    I just came to bump.
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    BUMP BUMP BUMP in the night y'all!
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    Beware the BUMP in the morning tho!
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Red BUMP at night sailor's delight, red BUMP in morning sailor's warning?
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