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'Tis the season

Another Christmas, another preformance of...

CHRISTMAS SONGS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

[b][i]SCHIZOPHRENIA:[/b][/i]
Do you hear what I hear?

[b][i]MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:[/b][/i]
We three Queens disoriented are

[b][i]DEMENTIA:[/b][/i]
I think I'll be home for Christmas

[b][i]NARCISSISTIC:[/b][/i]
Hark the herald angels sing about me

[b][i]MANIC:[/b][/i]
Deck the Halls and wall and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and car and buses and trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and.....

[b][i]PARANOID:[/b][/i]
Santa Claus is coming to get me

[b][i]PERSONALITY DISORDER:[/b][/i]
You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why

[b][i]DEPRESSION:[/b][/i]
Silent Anhedonia, holy Anhedonia, all is flat, all is lonely.

[b][i]OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:[/b][/i]
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock...
(better start again)

[b][i]PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:[/b][/i]
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me (and then took it all away)

[b][i]BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:[/b][/i]
Thoughts of roasting on an open fire....

Enjoy!

[This message has been edited by David of Mac (edited 12-12-2002).]

Comments

  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    Wow! It is already another FO Christmas. I have some more of those. Will have to post them. I still remeber this from last Christmas. This will be, what, my second Christmas here. Third year of being here in March. Lurked for months before hand. The time does fly.
  • Christmas is a Just a BIG Sham
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    [quote]Originally posted by Captain,Simmonds:
    [b]Christmas is a Just a BIG Sham[/b][/quote]

    Ok. Whatever. I recounted my years here and this will actually be my 3rd Christmas.
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