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Man burns his own penis from excessive laptop use!

Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
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[url="http://uk.news.yahoo.com/021122/80/df9a5.html"]http://uk.news.yahoo.com/021122/80/df9a5.html[/url]

AHAHAHAH!!! [img]http://www.3dgladiators.com/forums/images/smilies/laugh.gif[/img]

Someone send this dude a Darwin award. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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  • Rogue TraderRogue Trader Somebody stop him...
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    Next year the Dude will probably be teaching in some school somewhere.

    [b]What a idiot[/b]

    Sniff sniff Hey somethings burning?

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  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Someone sued McDonalds over getting burned by coffee and won...wonder if this person will sue [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

    Would make one h*** of a trial!
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    LOL stupid Swede [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/wink.gif[/img]

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  • David of MacDavid of Mac Elite Ranger Ca
    See, this is another benifit to owning a Mac! Unlike PCs, which need multiple fans to keep from overheating, most Macintosh processors require only one fan (or less!) because the run so cool. Can you imagine the Switch ad this guy could make?

    *Cue dinky music*
    "I was working on a report for my lab on my laptop, and had it resting on my lap because, you know, it's a laptop.

    "Well, it was a bit warm, and I was getting uncomfortable, but I ignored and kept working. The next morning, I saw a little redness, but I didn't think too much of it.

    "When I visited my doctor and he gave me the story, things changed. My Windows laptop had given me second-degree burns on my genitaila.

    "Luckily, I was fully recoved a few weeks later, and a friend of mine showed me some Macintosh laptops, none of which ran hot enough to burn the Little General. I bought a Titanium Powerbook, and I'm thankful I can use it on my lap with no problems, and my wife is, too.

    "My name is [Name Withheld], and I'm a scientist."
  • Captain,SimmondsCaptain,Simmonds Trainee trainee
    Ouch. LOL
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    DOM: They only need multiple fans if the case has shitty airflow. Most cases do pretty well with just a single 80mm intake fan.

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  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    Who cares about enough fans or not! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/rolleyes.gif[/img]

    Man you would think most people would feel it starting to get warm and move it! Duh!

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  • whitestar90whitestar90 Elite Ranger
    LMAO [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img] I smell a hotdog [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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  • shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
    sounds like some sort of weird ass radiation burns... like he was using some sort of wireless LAN or something with a poorly sheilded high power transmitter...

    no-one could be that stupid to cook his flute without feeling it

    that or is a nuclear scientist and he's working on a nuclear battery.. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
  • Falcon1Falcon1 Elite Ranger
    It was probably a Dell. They run HOT!

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  • AnlaShokAnlaShok Democrat From Hell
    Actually, it was a Dell Lattitude. Someone did a Google search for the warning printed in the article and it's right out of the Lattitude owner's manual!

    "Dude! You're gettin' you nads cooked by a Dell!"

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  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    [quote]Originally posted by AnlaShok:
    [b]
    "Dude! You're gettin' you nads cooked by a Dell!"

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    Lol...
  • CanuckCanuck Ranger
    I hate those laptops... I hade one of those (read: forced to rent one from my university or they would drop me from my courses) and it ran HOT as HELL. Besides that it was a piece of shit... but thats another story
  • An ex-SquidAn ex-Squid Elite Ranger
    "...chestnuts roasting under a hot laptop..." [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

    LOL... sounds like the guy should've been wearing asbestos shorts... [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [quote]Originally posted by An ex-Squid:
    [b]"...chestnuts roasting under a hot laptop..." [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

    LOL... sounds like the guy should've been wearing asbestos shorts... [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    Maybe we should mail him some hotdog buns. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/tongue.gif[/img]

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  • Mr_BungleMr_Bungle Ranger
    No surprise that The Sun was one of the first in the UK to pick up on the gent's misfortune [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/wink.gif[/img]
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