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The funniest thing in ages

The George Bush Center for Intelligence [url="http://www.cia.gov/cia/information/bush.html"]http://www.cia.gov/cia/information/bush.html[/url]

HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!

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  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    ROFL

    At least its for the past Bush and not the present...that makes it a bit less outlandish [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]
  • Sigh, not really funny. The guy worked for them, he deserves the honor in my opinion. Didn't even get a chuckle…
  • AnlaShokAnlaShok Democrat From Hell
    Yes, funny! The dumbest guy ever to hold office has his name (I know it's his father) on something about intelligence? HAHAHAHA!!

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  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    Not funny...
  • BekennBekenn Sinclair's Duck
    I agree; not funny. In the past, we have had smart Presidents, stupid Presidents, effectual and ineffectual Presidents, but there's one thing about Bush, Sr. that sets him apart: he's a decent human being.

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  • JamboJambo Scriptkiddie
    [quote]Originally posted by Bekenn:
    [b]he's a decent human being.

    [/b][/quote]

    He’s not though! He's a freakin moron!
  • BekennBekenn Sinclair's Duck
    I don't think a moron could have executed the Gulf War as well as he did.

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  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [quote]Originally posted by Bekenn:
    [b]I don't think a moron could have executed the Gulf War as well as he did.

    [/b][/quote]

    Ohh, you mean like doing a half-ass job like he did? What was the whole point? If it was to stop Saddam, then why isn't his head mounted on a trophy platter hanging in the whitehouse next to the spot marked for Bin Laden?

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  • BekennBekenn Sinclair's Duck
    The point was to stop Saddam from taking over Kuwait, [i]not[/i] topple his government. Not every battle between nations is a battle to the death. Toppling Saddam was not part of our mandate at the time.

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  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Hmmm...might point out up until the current president, the most prevelent "Foot in Mouth" people to hold national office (significant senator, pres, vice pres, or advisor to them) were, in this order:
    1. Quayle
    2. Bush Sr.

    I don't know how 'Junior' fits in though...he might fall between those two. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    [quote]Originally posted by Vertigo1:
    [b]What was the whole point?[/b][/quote]

    One word. Oil.

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  • WHY_oldWHY_old Elite Ranger
    [quote]Originally posted by Vertigo1:
    [b] Ohh, you mean like doing a half-ass job like he did? What was the whole point? If it was to stop Saddam, then why isn't his head mounted on a trophy platter hanging in the whitehouse next to the spot marked for Bin Laden?

    [/b][/quote]

    That was NOT a half-assed job, there was a reason they didn't go straight to Baghdad.
  • BekennBekenn Sinclair's Duck
    [quote]Originally posted by Random Chaos:
    [b]Hmmm...might point out up until the current president, the most prevelent "Foot in Mouth" people to hold national office (significant senator, pres, vice pres, or advisor to them) were, in this order:
    1. Quayle
    2. Bush Sr.

    I don't know how 'Junior' fits in though...he might fall between those two. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img][/b][/quote]

    Whaaat?? This list is utterly bogus. Where's Mr. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"? Or how about Mr. "I am not a crook"? At no point did Bush Sr. flub his words and his actions up that badly.

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  • That is actually quite funny [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]

    It isn't aimed at GB senior but at his son (duh). And the reason it's funny is because that man running the office has said many dumb things that you can buy books with his quotes in airports, even American!

    For instance:

    "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

    Or how about:

    "For NASA, space is still a high priority."

    Even:

    "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

    And:

    "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

    And hey, to the folks out there who might find it insulting then you must know that I and others are not out to dis Americans. It just happens to be an unwilling comedian who is running the country and the stuff he says is cracking. So please don't take it personal, mates [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img] [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/smile.gif[/img]

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  • BekennBekenn Sinclair's Duck
    Right, but those quotes are all Quayle, not Bush.

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  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    One thing I do wish G.W.B. would do is learn how to deliver his speeches a little better...

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  • [quote]Originally posted by JackN:
    [b]One thing I do wish G.W.B. would do is learn how to deliver his speeches a little better...

    ...[/b][/quote]


    [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    I think the two comedians from B5 were right
    About the Government being a Clown school!

    [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/tongue.gif[/img]



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  • BekennBekenn Sinclair's Duck
    [quote]Originally posted by JackN:
    [b]One thing I do wish G.W.B. would do is learn how to deliver his speeches a little better...

    ...[/b][/quote]

    Oh, definitely. His public speaking skills are practically nonexistent.

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