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Jar Jar Binks the Sith Lord (fan theory)
DarthCaligula
Elite Ranger
I found out about this theory that says that Jar Jar Binks was faking being an idiot, and actually manipulating everyone with subtle uses of Force abilities. It's actually pretty convincing.
https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user/
I bet Worf will just love this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3qvj6w/theory_jar_jar_binks_was_a_trained_force_user/
I bet Worf will just love this.
Comments
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/236oks/iama_ahmed_best_actorwriterdirector_best_known/cgty74i
Just try to deny it now!
"Yousa AAAAAAAALL thought Jar Jar just stupid. You neva suspect him. Why yousa journey with Jar Jar when mesa just do stooped things? All this time, mesa by your side, hearing yousa plans, meeting yousa friends.... Yousa played right into mesa hands!"
Then he pulls out his light saber and starts fighting like a madman, using drunken boxing light saber fighting styles. You know you'd love it.