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From the local Fresno paper...

JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
in Babylon 5
Yep...

They're back in Fresno now...

Wonder what they'd think if I applied for this job... heh heh (just kiding!)
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END USER DESTOP/ NETWORK SUPPORT TECHNICIAN Vivendi Universal Interactive, a worldwide leader in development of computer software has an immed. opening in our FresnoFacility for a Desktop Support Technician. Successful applicants must have a high school diploma, A+, Network Certification or equivalent work exp. w/Windows, NT, Novell & Office 2000. We are seeking an individual who takes pride in achieving co. objectives while working in a fast-paced, team-oriented atmosphere. We offer an xlnt ben. pkg. that incl: 2 wks. pd. vac. (aft. 1 yr. Svc.) 401K plan, Pd. holidays plus 2 floating holidays Health, Dental & Vision coverage Employee discounts Vivendi Universal Interactive promotes a safe, drug free environ. We req. a drug screen & background ck. prior to employment. Mail resume w/salary history to: 4247 S. Minnewawa Fresno, Ca. 93725 or fax to 442-6002 Attn: Mary Lira H/R Mgr. EOE
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Phhhffftttt!

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  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    And...

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    TRAFFIC COORDINATOR Vivendi Universal Interactive, a worldwide leader in computer software has an immed. opening in our Fresno Facility for Traffic Coordinator. The successful Applicant will be computer literate, & posses a working knowledge of shipping documentation, LTL, TL & air freight carriers. Exp. in B.O.L. preparation, & competitive bidding processes. Xlnt growth potential exist beyond this position. We offer an xlnt ben. pkg. that incl: 2 wks. pd. vac. (aft. 1 yr. Svc.) 401K plan, Pd. holidays plus 2 floating holidays Health, Dental & Vision coverage Employee discounts Vivendi Universal Interactive promotes a safe, drug free environ. We req. a drug screen & background ck. prior to employment. Mail resume w/salary history to: 4247 S. Minnewawa Fresno, Ca. 93725 or fax to 442-6002 Attn: Mary Lira H/R Mgr. EOE
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  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
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    I'm still waiting for this one:

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    SIERRA ONLINE CEO / EVILCO MANAGEMENT Vivendi Universal Interactive, a worldwide leader in development of computer software has an immed. opening in our FresnoFacility for a Chief Executive Officer. Successful applicants must have a high school diploma, D-, Evil Management Skillz or equivalent work exp. w/firing employees. We are seeking an individual who takes pride in achieving co. objectives while working in a fast-paced, hellish atmosphere, while still being able to lay off employees at record speed. We offer an xlnt ben. pkg. that incl: 20 wks. pd. vac. (aft. 1 mo. Svc.) 401K plan, Pd. holidays plus 30 floating holidays Health, Dental & Vision coverage Employee discounts Vivendi Universal Interactive promotes a safe, drug free environ. We req. a drug screen & background ck. prior to employment. Mail resume w/salary history to: 4247 S. Minnewawa Fresno, Ca. 93725 or fax to 442-6002 Attn: Mary Lira H/R Mgr. EOE
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  • Warleader D'RenWarleader D'Ren Ranger
    what is it with companies and drug tests? My job required one and i was in shitty convenient store clerk.

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  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    Because they want a drug free environment.
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    [quote]Originally posted by Sanfam:
    [b]Because they want a drug free environment.[/b][/quote]

    Not a free drug envrionment?


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  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    LOL

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  • MelkorMelkor Elite Ranger
    They can't go by the results of the drug tests! I mean, if they did they would all have to fire themselves.
  • Marcus*COAL*PeakeMarcus*COAL*Peake Ranger
    [quote]Originally posted by Warleader D'Ren:
    [b]what is it with companies and drug tests? My job required one and i was in shitty convenient store clerk.

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    I would of thought it was against your civil liberties,verging on discrimination??
    Isnt it??


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  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Can't see why it would be. It's just like saying "No Smoking".

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  • BekennBekenn Sinclair's Duck
    Hee hee... I live in Fresno, I could apply... but I want a real job, worthy of the comp sci degree I'll have in two years.

    Hey, Jack, where exactly do you live? Oakhurst, or Fresno?

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  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    Oak Hurts...

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  • whitestar90whitestar90 Elite Ranger
    [quote]
    [b] a worldwide leader in development of computer software[/b][/quote]
    I don't see much development more like 'world leader in scraping nearly finished software'..
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [quote]Originally posted by JackN:
    [b]Oak Hurts...
    [/b][/quote]

    Have you tried a painkiller?



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    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • samuelksamuelk The Unstoppable Mr. 'K'
    [quote]Have you tried a painkiller?[/quote]

    Not to be confused with "paingiver"...
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Paingiver Productions! YAY!

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    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    Did you say a Plantkiller or Planetkiller?

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  • samuelksamuelk The Unstoppable Mr. 'K'
    I thought he said "Painterkiller"...
  • AsturconAsturcon Ranger
    and this part ? " school diploma, D-, Evil Management Skillz or equivalent work exp. w/firing employees. We are seeking an individual who takes pride in achieving co. objectives while working in a fast-paced, hellish atmosphere".

    taking a guy to fire the rest?

    muuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    hellsih?....they want a demon?

    muuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    juajuajuajua Sierra muaaaaaaaaaa
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Yeah they need one to replace the one that left.

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    The Balance provides. The Balance protects.

    "Nonono...Is not [i]Great[/i] Machine. Is...[i]Not[/i]-so-Great Machine. It make good snow cone though." - Zathras
  • shadow boxershadow boxer The Finger Painter & Master Ranter
    maybe you should apply and get the job long enough to know which hard drives to fry.... which fibre optics to cut.... which leather exuctive chairs to put the microswitch detonator in.. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
  • GrevenGreven Ranger
    Or where ItF is can steal it can post in on the internet.

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  • FaylornFaylorn Elite Ranger
    If you get caught we'll bail you out... ... ... ... ... ...really!

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  • BekennBekenn Sinclair's Duck
    Yeah, but it'd probably be stuck on my record; nobody else would hire me.

    So, Jack... what say we find the Central Valley firstones and do something? I for one would be mighty interested.

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  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    find or found?

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