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Marriage Lessons

FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
in Zocalo v2.0
Marriage Lesson #34:

Leave the room when my wife is playing Lego Harry Potter so she doesn't catch me snickering when she cusses at the game....

Jake

Comments

  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    good plan. It's never much of a good plan to laugh at your SO's actions within throwing range.
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    The last comment before she told me to come take over playing the game:
    [i]"What the hell is wrong with you, you mother f_cking sh_thole?"[/i]

    So yeah, I stay out of the way...

    Jake
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    What were the first 33 lessons?
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    Sanfam, you have no idea, My wife once threw a baked potato at me!
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    [QUOTE=Random Chaos;191124]What were the first 33 lessons?[/QUOTE]

    All I know is they were hard learned, but generally I've forgotten them...

    Jake
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    Don't let her know that Freejack, or she'll want to remind you!
  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [quote="Random Chaos"]What were the first 33 lessons?[/quote]

    Nobody knows exactly, but the end result was always Walter!

    (if you've never seen a Jeff Dunham skit, you won't get this.)
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    My personal marriage lesson #1: Dont

    :p
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    It's scary when we agree, ShadowDancer.
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    Not as scary as the thought of marriage tho
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    A valid point.

    [QUOTE][B]ZathrasBot[/B] Quote (67): [B]RC|Mobile[/B] does this explain your marrying a pak'ma'ra, worf? [B]Darth_Angelus[/B] rc: i never married phi[/QUOTE]
  • CurZCurZ Resident Hippy
    [QUOTE=Random Chaos;191124]What were the first 33 lessons?[/QUOTE]

    The same, it just took him 33 beatings to finally learn it :)
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Could very well be what caused me to forget them in the first place...
  • E.TE.T Quote-o-matic
    [QUOTE=Entil'Zha;191125]Sanfam, you have no idea, My wife once threw a baked potato at me![/QUOTE]Guess it wasn't "rubber hard" baked...
    or was it even supposed to be edible?
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    Are you sure it was even a baked potato? It might have been a grenade!
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    Oh it was a baked Potato, i know because i had to clean potato bits up off the wall!
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