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God Jul/Io Saturnalia/Merry Christmas/Happy Chanukka/etc. :)

MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
Just wanted to say hi and Merry Christmas to everyone!

Now dont overeat, you will regret it tomorrow. :p

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  • MundaneMundane Elite Ranger
    I am going to regret if I am not eating too much :)

    God Jul!
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    Must overeat! With the way my diet has been lately it would be a welcome change.

    Also Happy Halloween!
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Happy and/or Merry Holiday of your Choice!
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    Doctor Who Day :)

    Worf
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    Happy Holidays!
  • CurZCurZ Resident Hippy
    Twas the night before Yuletide and all through the hole
    Not a creature was stirring, not even a Dhole
    Aldebaren hung at the right place at nine
    In the hopes that Great Cthulhu would come out this time

    The Fungi from Yuggoth, all snug in their caves
    Were plotting to turn all the people to slaves
    The Deep Ones in Rlyeh, the Ghouls in their graves
    Were dancing and singing and acting depraved

    When what do my wondering eyes should appear
    But a mouldering sleigh and eight corpselike reindeer
    With a horrible driver so leprous and reeking
    I knew right away that my fear was unspeaking

    The reindeer were gross, as they flew up from hell
    And It hoarsely whispered and chanted a spell
    Ia Shub Niggurath! Cthulhu ftagn!
    Nyarlathotep! I summon you on!

    As decomposed flesh before the charnel stench rise
    And meet with the open air polluting the skies
    Up to the housetop the horror it rose
    And the gangrenous odors assailed my nose

    And then in a slopping noise heard on the roof
    The lumbering clomping of octopoid hoofs
    As I drew in my head and was turning around
    The horror lurched into my room with a bound

    Its eyes how they pulsate
    So bulbous and gory
    This blasphemous creature
    So noxious and hoary

    I was frozen by fear, my feet woudn't run
    I threw up my cookies, this wasn't much fun
    It whispered my name and said ``You come with I''
    I tried to refuse and it said ``Then you die.''

    It came at my throat with its grim claws extended
    But a miracle saved its victim intended
    I had three Elder Signs in a slot in the floor
    It screamed with a fiendish sound and went out the door

    It sprang to its sleigh, and its team gave a surge
    And away they all flew to the sound of a dirge
    I heard it exclaim as it flew out of sight
    ``You're lucky this time, for the stars weren't right.''
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    Merry festive gifting day :D
  • Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood
    Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good
    The tube socks was hung on the window sill
    and we all had smiles up on our grill

    Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib
    in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live
    and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine
    had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine

    All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by
    Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly
    I bounced to the window at a quarter pas'
    Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's--
    well anyway

    I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this!
    She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness
    I said, for real doe, come check dis out
    We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt

    Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way
    Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh
    Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat
    I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that!

    He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,
    "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!
    To the top of the projects and across the strip mall,
    We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"

    He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof
    and sippin on a 40, he busted a move
    I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!"
    he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!

    But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
    I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
    Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings
    a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.

    he slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat
    and busted the window with a b-ball bat
    I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
    he said,"You best get on up out my face!"

    His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold
    His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old
    He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side
    Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.

    A wink of his eye and a shine off his god toof
    He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
    He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome
    To tap that booty waitin at home

    and all I heard as he cruised outta sight
    was a loud and hearty.....
    "WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    [QUOTE=WORF;178095]Doctor Who Day :)

    Worf[/QUOTE]
    Pleased with how it turned out then?
  • WORFWORF The Burninator
    I am :)
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