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Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
in Zocalo v2.0
Yea.

I have one, but she isn't a milf yet. Damn!

oh wait.. Does she have to be a mother?
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  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    Any woman over thirty five years of age and preys on younger males commonly between 25 and younger are considered Cougars.

    A MILF would have to be around 35 with a child.

    If there is a child between a man and woman below the age of 21 they considered the "Baby's Daddy" And the "Baby's Momma"
  • DarthCaligulaDarthCaligula Elite Ranger
    What the hell? What, you've got this to a science now Johnny.
    ...... And yes, there is someone I guess I would consider a MILF that I know.
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    Details!
  • DarthCaligulaDarthCaligula Elite Ranger
    Well, I'd never try a go for her or anything since both she and her husband would kick my ass. Seriously, this woman could easily kill me if she wanted, of course, that just makes her more attractive to me. She's also really hot and nice to me.
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    How did you meet her?
  • DarthCaligulaDarthCaligula Elite Ranger
    She's the wife of my Taekwon Do instructor.
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    AZN?
  • DarthCaligulaDarthCaligula Elite Ranger
    Yeah. Not sure which type though. I remember hearing that she has family out in some islands, but I can't remember which. Dark skin.
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    Probably a Flip then.

    Do you "think" about her a lot?
  • DarthCaligulaDarthCaligula Elite Ranger
    You're really into this, aren't you Johnny? :p
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    Aren't you? You brought her up. :P
  • DarthCaligulaDarthCaligula Elite Ranger
    All these questions and you haven't mentioned yours!
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    Well there are currently no applicants that fit the job right now.

    Closest that came to being remotely close was a 40 some old MILF from my dad's HS reunion party.

    I have her number but she lives in Atlanta...

    My penis at the moment does not extend that far from New York.
  • DarthCaligulaDarthCaligula Elite Ranger
    Hey, if you use all those products you must get spam e-mails about, then it can! That reminds me, I once got a spam that was about "Hot Moms". And no, I didn't open the e-mail because I don't want to get some stupid computer virus. I actually don't get as many spam e-mails as I used to for some reason. Back about eight years ago, it was spam city.
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    Don't change the subject! >_<
  • DarthCaligulaDarthCaligula Elite Ranger
    Oh yes, this vital subject we are discussing. :rolleyes:
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    Pussy! :P
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    My penis is global.
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    I bet it is refa send it to NY and we'll take a picture of your ginormous penis and put it in the Guinness Book of World Records. <_>
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    I cant. It's stuck in customs.
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    LIAR! I dare you post **** pix!
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    You dont have resolution high enough.
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    BS
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    Monica Bellucci.

    I dont care if she isnt a mother, I want her.
  • SeafroggysSeafroggys Ranger
    [QUOTE=Lord Refa;177815]Monica Bellucci.

    I dont care if she isnt a mother, I want her.[/QUOTE]

    This.

    Catherine Zeta-Jones is my dream MILF.
  • PSI-KILLERPSI-KILLER Needs help
    Jennifer Connely, one hot milf from ny but she is a vegan sadly.
  • sinclairsinclair Ranger
    I am every MILF's BILF.
  • Entil'ZhaEntil'Zha I see famous people
    See, i'm married, and have children, so i'm already with my MILF...

    as a brief aside.. when my oldest daughter was about 14 or 15, she borrowed her mom's cellphone, which was an AT&T phone, which had their old online service "Mlife" and my daugter looks up and says "Mom why does your phone say MILF"
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    Hehe honestly I've been browsing the various MILFs that are out there and none of them are that attractive to me.

    When I lent my brother this computer I found hundreds of pictures of that Wifey's World chick...I don't find her attractive at all either.
  • DarthCaligulaDarthCaligula Elite Ranger
    Wifey's World chick?
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