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[I][B]The Twelve Days Of Chrysalis [Revised][/B]
By the many contributors in rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5, revised by FirstOnes.com

On the first day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
An ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the second day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the third day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the fourth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the fifth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Five Ba-by-lons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the sixth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Six cats a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the seveth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Seven Narn a'slaving,
Six cats a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the eighth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Eight ships in holding
Seven Narn a'slaving
Six cats a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the ninth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Nine Grey Minbari,
Eight ships in holding,
Seven Narn a'slaving,
Six cats a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the tenth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
Nine Grey Minbari,
Eight ships in holding,
Seven Narn a'slaving,
Six cats a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,

And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the eleventh day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Eleven Lurkers lurking,
Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
Nine Grey Minbari,
Eight ships in holding,
Seven Narn a'slaving,
Six cats a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.


On the twelfth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Twelve Hungry Feeders,
Eleven Lurkers lurking,
Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
Nine Grey Minbari,
Eight ships in holding,
Seven Narn a'slaving,
Six cats a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three Kawasakis,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree.

(Reprise) And an ant in a G'Quan Eth tree!
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[B]CHRISTMAS SONGS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED[/B]

SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you hear what I hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We three Queens disoriented are

DEMENTIA:
I think I'll be home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC:
Hark the herald angels sing about me

MANIC:
Deck the Halls and wall and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and car and buses and trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and.....

PARANOID:
Santa Claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why

DEPRESSION:
Silent Anhedonia, holy Anhedonia, all is flat, all is lonely.

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock,
Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock...
(better start again)

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me (and then took it all away)

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
Thoughts of roasting on an open fire



[B]The 12 Days Till Chrysalis [Original][/B]
(By the many contributors in rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5)

On the first day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
An ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the second day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the third day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the fourth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the fifth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Five Ba-by-lons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the sixth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Six ducks a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the seveth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Seven Narn assassins,
Six ducks a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the eighth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Eight ships in holding
Seven Narn assassins
Six ducks a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the ninth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Nine Grey Minbari,
Eight ships in holding,
Seven Narn assassins,
Six ducks a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the tenth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
Nine Grey Minbari,
Eight ships in holding,
Seven Narn assassins,
Six ducks a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
Two Kawasakis,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the eleventh day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Eleventy Lurkers lurking,
Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
Nine Grey Minbari,
Eight ships in holding,
Seven Narn assassins,
Six ducks a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
Two Kawasakis,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.


On the twelfth day of Chrysalis Straczynski wrote for thee:
Twelve Kawasakis,
Eleventy Lurkers lurking,
Ten Psi-Cops scanning,
Nine Grey Minbari,
Eight ships in holding,
Seven Narn assassins,
Six ducks a-laying,
Five Babylons!
Four Minbari cruisers,
Three hungry Feeders,
Two Shadow ships,
And an ant in a Jaquon Eth tree.

Comments

  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    noooo dammit! its too soon! :p
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    If the shops can start at the beginning of November, it's not too soon for us!
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Muhahahaha! You cannot escape!
  • croxiscroxis I am the walrus
    The shops are starting in July
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    We near the date! Who's going singing b5 to their neighbors?
  • bah, humbug!
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    I dunno about anyone else, but it really doesnt feel like its xmas in under a week
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    I have to work on Christmas Day. It's not a public holiday here. :)
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    Bad luck. I'm working xmas eve and boxing day, and only for time and a half on boxing day. Crappy retail job! Tempted to look for something else after xmas, getting really fed up of dealing with the scum that comes into the shop and expects you to bend over backwards for them
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    Biggles works?

    WHAT THE HELL!
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Yeah, I was just wierded out too.
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    Even Faceless Tank Dwellers must earn some Yen once in a while...

    ;)
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    [QUOTE=JackN;178020]Even Faceless Tank Dwellers must earn some Yen once in a while...

    ;)[/QUOTE]
    Well I figured he got a nice settlement off of whoever took his face off.
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    From IRC:

    Quote (31): "but i have seen biggles face, quite an attractive one at that. i should put it back on his head one of these days" -- croxis
  • Is this whole "The Man Without a Face" thing a reference to The Demolished Man? That was the first thing that came to mind when I saw that below his name.
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