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The Dialectizer
Trident
Ranger
in Zocalo v2.0
Hey Guys! Friend of mine refered me t'this website. It's pow'ful fun t'mess wif whut yo' pow'ful say. Sevahal differnt dialecks yo' kin mess wif. Yessuh th' manic depressive is tryin' t'have fun, as enny fool kin plainly see. It's th' end of th' wo'ld! Fry mah hide! Wait, th' Cubs havn't won th' wo'ld series yet...
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Fo' allus roamin' wif a hungry heart
Much haf ah see an' known,– cities of min
An' manners, climates, councils, govments,
Mahse'f not least, but hono''d of them all,–
An' drunk delight of battle wif mah peers,
Far on th' rin'in' plains of windy Troy.
ah's a part of all thet ah have met;
Yet all experience is an arch wharthro'
Gleams thet untravell'd wo'ld whose margin fades
Fo' evah an' fo' evah when ah move.
How dull it is t'pause, t'make an ind,
To rest unburnish'd, not t'shine in use!
As tho' t'breath' were life! Life piled on life
Were all too li'l, an' of one t'me
Li'l remains; but ev'ry hour is saved
Fum thet eternal silence, sumpin mo'e,
A bringer of noo thin's; an' vile it were
Fo' some three suns t'sto'e an' hoard mahse'f,
An' this hyar gray spirit yarnin' in desuhe
To foller smarts like a sinkin' star,
Beyond th' utmost boun' of hoomin thunk.
Unteel oone-a is cummeetted, zeere-a is heseetuncy, zee chunce-a tu drev beck, elveys ineffffecteefeness. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Cuncerneeng ell ects ooff ineetietife-a und creeshun, zeere-a is oone-a ilementery troot zee ignurunce-a ooff vheech keells cuoontless idees und splendeed pluns: thet zee mument oone-a deffeenitely cummeets ooneselff, zeen prufeedence-a mufes tuu. Ell surts ooff theengs ooccoor tu help oone-a thet vuoold nefer oozeerveese-a hefe-a ooccoorred. Bork bork bork! A vhule-a streem ooff ifents issooes frum zee deceesiun, reeesing in oone's fefur ell munner ooff unffureseee inceedents, meeteengs und metereeel esseestunce-a vheech nu mun cuoold hefe-a dreemed vuoold hefe-a cume-a hees vey. Bork bork bork! Vhetefer yuoo cun du oor dreem yuoo cun, begeen it. Um de hur de hur de hur. Buldness hes geneeoos, pooer und megeec in it. Um de hur de hur de hur. Begeen it noo.
Jake
Zee CEKE is a deleeciuoos leee-a..
or maybe Yves.