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JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
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So funniest drunken story you have?

I'll go first, I was at a party drank more than I can ever imagine. It counted to something like 2 bottles of wine, half a bottle of amarillo and beer to boot.

I stripped took off my clothes and got naked infront of a dozen people. One girl liked it hit on me but nothing came of it and afterward got very, very scared.

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  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    For some reason I cant remember any...

    But to name one, once after watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (while getting into the mood of the movie) I couldnt open the kitchen door after that. And I was convinced that it was locked somehow before I took a nap on the floor.

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  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    My record for the most alcohol drunk at a school party still stands im told: 52 units of alcohol in the space of 3 hours. Ended up in hospital :D

    It was a friends party at her house, but as her folks are dead rich and have a pool we had a pool party. Last thing I remember is getting off with a particularly hot bird and then waking up in an ambulance in handcuffs being told by the police that I'd been trying to kill myself. I'd also been given a shot of adrenaline (epinephrine) as someone thought I was having an allergic reaction to some nuts, so when I got to the hospital I got told by the doctor I was lucky to be alive.

    I still hold the title of the only person to have gotten the police and the ambulance out in the same night for the same person at a party :D

    Oops! :D
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    Both stories are very funny! KEEP IT COMIN!
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    I broke my mate's ribs playing rugby at 5am on the Meadows in Edinburgh on the way home from his 21st birthday night out.

    .....I say playing rugby, it was more just running at each other as we were so drunk we could barely see let along run in a straight line

    :D
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    @Shadowdancer are you just as rough in bed? LOL had to ask.
  • C_MonC_Mon A Genuine Sucker
    Had just moved to my university and wasn't totaly familiar with the city. First time drunk there I got lost in the city. Luckily I live close to a big church so I started to look for it's tower and saw it really far away. But I did get home in the end.
  • Vorlons in my HeadVorlons in my Head The Vorlons told me to.
    Had a similar story when I was in college in D.C. Went out with some friends and spent all our money on drinks. Subways closed at midnight back then and it was the coldest night DC had in decades. Decided we could walk back the 8miles or so to the dorm, no big deal we thought. Except we didn't really know the way so we followed the Washington monument to find our way from which made it more like 12 miles. At one point I think we almost walked into the reflecting pool since it was dark and we couldn't see anything on the ground with the snow. We gave up after making it as far as the Capitol and got into a taxi which were charging triple rate that night. We couldn't pay so we asked to be dropped off a few blocks away from campus and ran like crazy. We got cursed at profusely in who knows what language and finally made it back.
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    Johnny: counsel advises I dont answer that ;)
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