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Data Crystal
Pencil Artist
in Zocalo v2.0
One of my favourite tongue-in-cheek, low-brow industrial metal bands released their latest album for free on the 'net. I happened to miss the release so I'm a bit late, but in case anyone's interested, here's to you guys too. :)
The [url=http://www.turmion-katilot.info/ang/]band[/url] and the place to download the [url=http://www.raharecords.com/]album[/url].
Not their best album, but some good tunes once they grow on ye'. A number of songs performed in English as well, although the guys aren't really versed in it, which shows. Stating that you're a fan of the band usually contracts some bad looks here in Finland, but I honestly don't give a crap. Me like. :) Great for jogging, among other things.
And I'm not into debates about taste, you guys are smarter than that. ^^
The [url=http://www.turmion-katilot.info/ang/]band[/url] and the place to download the [url=http://www.raharecords.com/]album[/url].
Not their best album, but some good tunes once they grow on ye'. A number of songs performed in English as well, although the guys aren't really versed in it, which shows. Stating that you're a fan of the band usually contracts some bad looks here in Finland, but I honestly don't give a crap. Me like. :) Great for jogging, among other things.
And I'm not into debates about taste, you guys are smarter than that. ^^
Comments
Would you mind translating the finnish lyrics?
Pakanamaan kartta:
(Map of the Heathenland)
UNHOLY INGREDIENT
Cold sweat and shaky hands
need guiding the subconscious
Everything always begins anew
although it already met its end once
The unholy ingredient in your blood
pays your trip to the Nether
Halfway through, already your gray hair's torn off
and the soul nailed to the coffin
Fuck you, you don't walk on the waters (matter of interpretation. Could also be translated roughly as: "The devil that's you doesn't tread on the waters")
We're rowing straight into hell
From a requiem to bring bliss,
Out of mercy, it won't forgive
Not a star shines on our sky
Under my will, I subdued them all
I prevent myself from seeing
that, which is still left to see
Cold sweat and restless feet,
soul wants to stop the movement
Time turns against itself
although it ended once before
The unholy lightbringer shouting from within me
draws a map upon the heathen
Downstairs, my crooked fingers are crossed,
the thorns from my flesh, pulled away
Fuck you, you don't walk on the waters
We're rowing straight into hell
From a requiem to bring bliss,
Out of mercy, it won't forgive
Not a star shines on our sky
Under my will, I subdued them all
I prevent myself from seeing
that, which is still left to see
Fuck you, you don't walk on the waters
We're rowing straight into hell
From a requiem to bring bliss,
Out of mercy, it won't forgive
Not a star shines on our sky
Under my will, I subdued them all
From mercy, do not forgive,
that, which still remains
---
I'm a being possessed, marinated in urine
A rotavirus, polio, meant for the heathen
In my knuckles pulses bad, black blood
Swearwords burn and ravage my throat
Destination: The extreme tangibility of nausea
and of physical and mental pain
The burn in your throat, like the resurrection
reaches towards the brightness of Heaven
Intestines transferred to ragesupply (they've coined something new here ^^)
They're driven, with blood, out of both ends
Well, they're driven out, driven out bloodied
No, you're not, you're not given
satisfaction
No, you're not, you're not given
euphoria
No, you're not given
No, you're not given
Pride, envy, hate & sloth
Are host for the master just as well in Hell
Greed, unreasonability and decadence
Host the master's Hell as well
Will is bolted in my skull
It strives from shame into pride
I've given up at least a half a time
And it's not even counted as a half
Against my neck I press cold iron
And the iron can rust in the soil
When driven down, driven down bloodied
No, you're not, you're not given
honor
No, you're not, you're not given
salvation
No, you're not given
No, you're not given
Pride, envy, hate & sloth
Are host for the master just as well in Hell
Greed, unreasonability and decadence
Host the master's Hell as well
In the mirror, stares a Judas
a demon, foul and wet
The stare, intense of the Cerberos
blows away your skull
So proud, so stable
gives an order and shares
In the Nether, the horns of a fetus brew
a cradle swings in the grave
You shake, the hagged heels
wet and muddy
feet first are carried outside
The devil builds a nest in your head
beds your woman, from behind
I take out my eyes, so that I could see
I don't want to see, but I still see regardless
I ravage my ears, so that I could hear
I don't understand, but I hear it regardless
I want
I command
I command the venom to the vein
I whip the flesh from the bone
King satan dances on the roof
the stains burn in purgatory
barbeque the poor bastard on a bonfire
The bottle lost its cap
Booze, lust and green 'Marlboro
You shake, the hagged heels
wet and muddy
feet first are carried outside
The devil builds a nest in your head
beds your woman, from behind
I want
I command
I command the venom to the vein
I whip the flesh from the bone
In its blood I rebel
I want, I command
I stab the venom into the vein
In its blood I provoke
I take out my eyes, so that I could see
I don't want to see, but I still see regardless
I ravage my ears, so that I could hear
I don't understand, but I hear it regardless
I take out my eyes, so that I could see
I don't want to see, but I still see regardless
I ravage my ears, so that I could hear
I don't understand, but I hear it regardless
I want, I command
I let the venom in the vein
Happy Deathday
There's not a death that's dignified
there's only the one and it's sure to be grimy
And in the fear of being born again,
you all worship the messenger
The pain dissects the weak into meat
overall stained in a bloodied sweat
Helpless, I wet myself
and beg for mercy from the hand of a stranger
A twisting sideshow
without teeth, grows mad
This patient of ours, half asleep
himself he studies, operates and greases
The patsy is beyond blame
Pedophile, disease of rage - an excuse
In the end, it's only you
And you alone, against all
They don't understand, they don't know
The reason for the hate is the evil's seed
Can't you see I tie my tongue in a knot
I defecate blood, it's the harvest
From the gates of Heaven to the shores of Hell
You end up selling yourself
You can be sure, I will never let go, no
Never
I'm like a red hot iron
goddamnit, com'ere and strike
I will never let go, no
Never, never
From the gates of Heaven to the shores of Hell
You end up selling yourself
You can be sure, I will never let go, no
Never
I'm like a red hot iron
goddamnit, com'ere and strike
I will never let go, no
Never, never
From the dust have you come
and dust shall you again become
Fuck, the same shit that we throw out in plastic bags
It's an everyman's right and destiny
I want to paralyze from the pain
drink beer with beelzebub
Submerge my hands in the stream of blood
In the cold sweat of death rinse the crap away
There's not a soul that's fit to judge me
I never wanted any evil
That's exactly why I'm granted bliss
and when in there I'm dealt money
From the gates of Heaven to the shores of Hell
You end up selling yourself
You can be sure, I will never let go, no
Never
I'm like a red hot iron
goddamnit, com'ere and strike
I will never let go, no
Never, never
From the gates of Heaven to the shores of Hell
You end up selling yourself
You can be sure, I will never let go, no
Never
I'm like a red hot iron
goddamnit, com'ere and strike
I will never let go, no
Never, never
I've satiated the will to live
And now live against the will
I always save the stronger me
and shall never live again
---
Overall, I'm sure this doesn't add anything new to people's view of the Finnish mentality. This last one is one of my favourites. The clever rhyming doesn't transfer at all into English, but despite working quite well, especially the chorus, it's a fair enough statement of our continuous drive towards money at the expense of the sick and the elderly.
But if I had to pick up the number one parody metal act of the year, that would be Zimmer's Hole and their latest album [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpAA-NBUqYk]When You Were Shouting At The Devil... We Were In League With Satan[/url]. :alndance: