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DarthCaligulaDarthCaligula Elite Ranger
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Comments

  • sataicallistasataicallista High Priestess of Squeee!
    Haha
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    Where do I sign up?
  • PSI-KILLERPSI-KILLER Needs help
    hahahhaaha
  • DarthCaligulaDarthCaligula Elite Ranger
    This is actually based on a real radio ad I heard a few days ago. Seriously, they said that if you send them money, they would channel energy to you that would make you feel better and stuff. I'm not joking. I felt like I was living in Grand Theft Auto 2.
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    3, I think you mean. :p Oh, if only chatterbox weren't so damned realistic.
  • DarthCaligulaDarthCaligula Elite Ranger
    No, I mean 2. I think this one fits with that game more, which was just completely insane. I wish they'd make another GTA with that style.
  • ChaosedChaosed Ranger
    Make it 28 years ago and I'll think about it.
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    True, crazy was right. But GTA3 had a believable level of insanity that certainly could have included this.

    There's no way you can suggest this is any more weird than "Liberty City Survivor" or "Fernando's New Beginnings"
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