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Happy Birthday DataCrystal, you old horndog
Lord Refa
Creepy, but in a good way
in Zocalo v2.0
Congrats, getting old. I still have slightly longer for expiration..
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Cake?
And Happy Birthday.
Worf
And the cake is a lie!
Happy birthday!
.....oh yes....and happy birthday :D
Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I WILL kill you... I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too.
And thanks for the cake, much appreciated! :) My stomach is slowly starting to vanish, so I'll take 2. :p