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Bums with cell phones wtf?

JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
in Zocalo v2.0
Okay so I took a short walk to the bank today and I see multiple bums with cell phones? Who do they call their bum girlfriends?

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  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    Just because someone is a bum doesn't mean they are homeless or without lives, but given how much time many of them do spend on the street, I can't really think of who they might be calling.

    Maybe it's part of a grand bum infrastructure to more allow for more efficient collection efforts, or something.
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    MIB alien invasion bukakke plot unveiling.
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    I can't imagine most bums would make it past the initial screening for a bukakke session.

    "Your name?"
    "Pirate Pete!"
    "Profession?"
    "Pirate! I sail the seas of 143rd and 5th looking for dubloons"
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    i take it that comes from experience sanfam?
  • ChaosedChaosed Ranger
    Bums are Pirates? Must have gotten religion.

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  • Space GhostSpace Ghost Elite Ranger
    [QUOTE=JohnnyOnTheSpot;168307]Okay so I took a short walk to the bank today and I see multiple bums with cell phones? Who do they call their bum girlfriends?[/QUOTE]

    I see you've met my secret army I have been placing in every major city. MUHAHAHAHA... oh... I've said too much.
  • JohnnyOnTheSpotJohnnyOnTheSpot Banned by request
    I knew there was a conspiracy here!
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