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ChaosedChaosed Ranger
in Zocalo v2.0
The shaver really should have shaved more. There was no need to leave that spot of hair just for the tape to get stuck on. (OUCH!!!)

There was no need to cut along the long side of the tape with pinking sheers for extra pain. (ok, that didn't happen) The tape hurt much more then the cut.
The sticky left over from the tape still sticks me. Making it painful when I change from sitting to standing and back.
It just seems like it is pulling the cut open.
Were the tape was is still redder then were the cut was made. Still hurts more too.

On the funny side a nurse told me she would take good care of me when I was under. I sayed i would be under and how would I know? She must have done the tape!
The ansthesologist sayd he would take medium care of me. :laugh:

I can say they tied me up and knocked me out. (then fiddled with my crotch)

..My legs were being spastic thus the bondage.

Comments

  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    Spasms aren't fun. So what exactly went wrong ? I suppose you're no more psychotic than normal ;) (And in good health, I hope)

    Gauze pads are your friends.
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    How could that be boring? ;)

    Hope everything went well.
  • PSI-KILLERPSI-KILLER Needs help
    Hope you heal better
  • CurZCurZ Resident Hippy
    Did you have an operation on your scrotum by any chance?
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    When I was working in theatre last we were doing a hip operation, but were a bit late getting started as some numpty had sent the wrong set of screws up. So while we were waiting the surgeon walks round the patient prodding and poking here and there, then gets to this poor old coot's genitals and starts inspecting them, comparing the size of his left and right testicles, inspecting his penis and foreskin.....was quite funny to watch!

    The the right size screws turned up, on goes the music and we're doing the operation while all dancing to Queen!

    Moral of the story: be very very glad you're unconcious! :D
  • ChaosedChaosed Ranger
    I had a hernia. Thats why I stopped doing the B5 revue.

    San, I have MS so not normal. I used baby powder on the tape, finely, and the pain went way down to just a pin prick. The though of taping on gauze. EEK!

    Messiah, It was easy in and out, other then barfing up watter I don't recall drinking.

    PSI, I was doing better until I went to a X-Mass party yesterday. That was a bad thing. A bunch of shrinks. The most exciting part was seeing the cool job on the bathroom.

    CurZ, No, one inch from the fun parts though. I did get a cheep thrill when the Dr pulled down my pants further then needed and didn't use a glove when he checked me out.

    SD, The crew seemed to be a bunch of jokers. Lots of kidding and teasing to be had! :)
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