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  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    I build several luxurious mini-mansions with the help of a foreign housing company.

    Sanfam, you new pickaxe and the quantities of loot you find on the thugs give you the courage to take on the outer hull.

    Messiah, you don't find anything. Sanfam's taken it all already.
  • Hey! I'm in charge here Biggles! What did I tell you?!
    And Sanfam, by now it's clear you're delirious. Instead of being a telekinetic like you seem to think you are (YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT BEFORE!!!! NOW YOU CAN'T BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), Thug #258 sees that since you're naked, you clearly have no money, so he has one of his thugs take off his belt and tie your hands, while another one takes off his belt as well and they proceed to parade you through DownBelow while whipping you. Everyone is laughing at you. Once they're done, they untie you and kick you into a pile of garbage, laughing as they walk away. Now your back is full of bruises and horrid gashes.
    Messiah, you find that he's wearing Warrior Caste Minbari clothes, and he's carrying 300 credits, a den'bok (and you better know what that is!), some gasoline, and his chainsaw. And there are two doors at opposite ends of the room.
    What do you do?
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    even if my telekenetic powers don't exist, I still have the raw mediating power dumped onto me by right of being who I am, so I think the rest of that battle should have gone otherwise. :p Also, I don't understand the motivation of these thugs. Why are they picking on an obviously naked and poor innocent when there are many others who are quite well clothed (and most certainly hiding something of value) around?
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    Sanfam, you continue to ask these pointless questions of a deposed DM about events that have long since ended as you dig through the hull with your pickaxe.
  • They didn't want to listen to you, and didn't you pay attention? You had to pay the streaking tax. And you're still laying face down in a pile of garbage.
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    How would that treatment motivate me to pay the tax? And like I mentioned before, what if my character *liked* that sort of treatment?
  • What, my adventure too much for you soft-bellies?
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Well, I take the 300 creds, ant the chainsaw, and open the door behind me.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    [QUOTE=DarthCaligula;167144]What, my adventure too much for you soft-bellies?[/QUOTE]

    Well, having deposed the former DM and taken over, there's really not much left for me to do but delegate responsibility for running this thing to Sanfam.
  • I'm the best. There's no stopping me.
  • SanfamSanfam I like clocks.
    My first order of business is to neglect this thread long enough for it to become retro chic, after which point I take credit for the advancement and turn it over to DarthCaligula (Who clearly needs to enjoy more danger theater)
  • Oh yeah? Well I could make references to things you don't get too!
    Messiah, you walk through the door and it's still real cold in the hallway you've entered. It's really dark too, and you see some flickering lights at the other end and a humaniod shape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    What do you do?
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