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Lord Refa
Creepy, but in a good way
in Zocalo v2.0
Still breathing...:p
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For 3 weeks now.
No internet at home.
sniff..
horror...
Why?
Well, acceleration is accomplished through a propulsive force creating a forward velocity. I am simply going to patent that process. Why? Because processes can be patented. Then I will charge royalties to anyone and anything that uses acceleration.
You walk? Fee!
You breath? Fee!
Use a car? Fee!
Pump your blood? Fee!
Catapult? Fee!
Rocket? Fee!
Air plane? Fee!
I don't think I can go wrong with this!
Hey, did someone say the patent system needs fixing? :D
Hell, I bet there's a way to file a patent for the process of patent reform. Bonus Fee!