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Why the Narn's Really lost the War!

ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
If you watched the episode: "The Quality of Mercy"

There are some fact that come out, literally, that proved that the Narn would and eventually did have their collective butts kicked!

The First is the length and considerable dexterity of their mulitple {6} sexual appendages!

But this probably contributed to the war with the Narn's envy!

Then with all that going for them the Narn were sure to lose!

In The Quality of Mercy you actually see Londo Reaching under the table taking cards with it, amazing, I often wonder what else could this appendage do?

This would generally put most men to shame but it must have been morally demoralizing to the Narn.


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  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    Interesting ideas come up about what else this appendage could do. It gives a new meaning to doing things under the table [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

    BTW, came across some info on this appendage:
    http://www.scifi.com/babylon5/lurk/guide/021.html

    These are supposedly by JMS and are on the site mentioned above:
    [quote]# [i]Are Londo's appendages in addition to or instead of human-type "appendages"?[/i]
    That would be instead of, not in addition to.

    # As for the tentacles...well, there's no rules about showing tentacles on TV. I think they didn't even want to deal with it. There are some moments when they pretend they didn't see it, and I pretend I didn't write it.

    # Centauri males have six.

    # Centauri females, btw, have six narrow...ummm...slots on their backs, three on either side of the spine, right around the base of the spine.

    The awful thing is that the two women in props -- who were having FAR too much fun with this -- kept bringing me the tentacle to verify the shape, size, consistency, do we see veins or not....

    I tell you here and now: our staff meetings are something else. [/quote]
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    ROFL!!!

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  • WarleaderWarleader Inmate: Babylon Project Mental Health Facility
    THATS IDIOCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE NARNS LOST BECUASE OF THE SHADOWS!!!!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    You mean the Narns were jealous of the Shadows as well?

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  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    [quote]Originally posted by Biggles:
    [b]You mean the Narns were jealous of the Shadows as well?

    [/b][/quote]


    Makes you wonder what sort of appendages Shadow males have [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
  • Rogue TraderRogue Trader Somebody stop him...
    its a stinger. like a bee.
  • whitestar90whitestar90 Elite Ranger
    LMAO [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img] thats funny.

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  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [quote]Originally posted by Rogue Trader:
    [b]its a stinger. like a bee.[/b][/quote]

    Kinda brings a whole new meaning to "stinger" doesn't it? [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/wink.gif[/img] I'd hate to hear their pick-up lines. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/tongue.gif[/img]

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  • Vertigo1Vertigo1 Official Fuzzy Dice of FirstOnes.com
    [quote]Originally posted by Rogue Trader:
    [b]its a stinger. like a bee.[/b][/quote]

    Kinda brings a whole new meaning to "stinger" doesn't it? [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/wink.gif[/img] I'd hate to hear their pick-up lines. [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/tongue.gif[/img]

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  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    Uhh.... We got the message the first time!

    But now the Centuri have them all beat with those 6.

    Man can you imagine the things you could do?

    [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/eek.gif[/img] [img]http://www2.incredimail.com/contents/animations/animals/long_trunk_d.gif[/img]

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    [This message has been edited by Argone (edited 11-24-2002).]
  • Random ChaosRandom Chaos Actually Carefully-selected Order in disguise
    I wonder if the Centuri can use their appendages like an elephant's trunk - to feed themselves...
  • RubberEagleRubberEagle What's a rubber eagle used for, anyway?
    [quote]Originally posted by Argone:
    [b]Man can you imagine the things you could do?[/b][/quote]

    hm.. yes [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]
  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    6 at one time I used to have dreams like that!!!! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

    Talk about making a pass! Whew!

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  • WarleaderWarleader Inmate: Babylon Project Mental Health Facility
    WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE TRIPLE POSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????IS THIS SOME KIND OF CODE???????? WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE???????? I DEMAND A ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WITH THIS DAMN ELEPHANT?????? DID THE CIGARRETTE SMOKING LLORT HIRE HIM?????
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    [quote]Originally posted by Warleader:
    [b]WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE TRIPLE POSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????IS THIS SOME KIND OF CODE???????? WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE???????? I DEMAND A ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WITH THIS DAMN ELEPHANT?????? DID THE CIGARRETTE SMOKING LLORT HIRE HIM?????[/b][/quote]

    I dont know what you are talking about. Noone is triple posting.
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    [quote]Originally posted by Warleader:
    [b]WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE TRIPLE POSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????IS THIS SOME KIND OF CODE???????? WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE???????? I DEMAND A ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WITH THIS DAMN ELEPHANT?????? DID THE CIGARRETTE SMOKING LLORT HIRE HIM?????[/b][/quote]

    I dont know what you are talking about. Noone is triple posting.
  • RhettRhett (Not even a monkey)
    [quote]Originally posted by Warleader:
    [b]WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE TRIPLE POSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????IS THIS SOME KIND OF CODE???????? WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE???????? I DEMAND A ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WITH THIS DAMN ELEPHANT?????? DID THE CIGARRETTE SMOKING LLORT HIRE HIM?????[/b][/quote]

    I dont know what you are talking about. Noone is triple posting.
  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    The cigarette smoking man Was Hired by the Elephant to watch you! Warleader! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/eek.gif[/img]

    Something about the unknown fact that you are really working for the Llort and he has proof!!!!

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  • WarleaderWarleader Inmate: Babylon Project Mental Health Facility
    WHY THE HELL WOULD I SIDE WITH THE LLORT???????? THEY TERRORIZE THE GAGLAXY WITH THEIR AMBULANCES!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS A CONSPRACY FOR THE LLORT TO TAKE OVER THIS BOARD BY USING THE CIGARETTE SMOKING LLORT AS THEIR TOOL!!!!!!!!!! THE ANAACONDAS WILL RISE FROM THE LAKES AND TAKE US ALL OVER WEARING MICHAEL MYERS MASKS!!!!!!!!!! WHY THE HELL DOESNT EVERYONE SEE THE OVIOUS AROUND HERE????????? DONT YOU SEE THE MASSIVE FRAUD BEING PERPERTARTED BY LLORT AND THEIR ALLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Michael Myers is a herring.

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  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    I don't know Warleader? He says he has pictures of you and a Llort and your taking a payoff in the exchange!

    Uhhh... So where were you Thursday Nov.15th at 7:45 in the evening?

    Are you sure your not working with The Llort through the Centuri to get the Anaaconda's to help Michael Myers?

    I don't Know The Ciggerette smoking man has a lot of information about you and his brand of ciggerettes is not bad either!

    But don't worry we have ways of making you talk! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/eek.gif[/img]

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  • PJHPJH The Lovely Thing
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  • WarleaderWarleader Inmate: Babylon Project Mental Health Facility
    WHAT?????????WHAT??????? WHY MUST THE REFRIDGERATORS BE USED BY THE MAN IN A WHITE MASK HIDING IN CAVES TRYING TO THROW THE DAMN LIZARDS OUT OF THERE?????????? WHY THE HELL CANT YOU ANSWER THAT ONE!!!!!????????????

    WHAT PAYOFF??? I HAVE FOUGHT LOYALLY FOR THE CAUSE OF MAKING SURE JUSTICE IS DONE IN THE LAKES WITH LIZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SOU SEE I WORK IN THE SHADOWS......SILENTLTY DOING WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. WE MUST PUT AN END TO THIS ANACONA/MICAHEL MYERS LLORT CONSPIRACY SOME HOW
  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    The answer is that the Man in the White Mask is using the Refidgerators to get rid of the Lizards because.......

    The Lizards are on our side trying to help us defeat the Llort being controled by "THE CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN"

    But you blundered in the middle of a secret operation that we had going to aid and assist the Lizards!!!!!

    NOW!!!! I NEED ALL THE INFORMATION THAT YOU HAVE ON WHAT WAS GOING ON BEFORE YOU BLEW THEIR COVER!!!!!!!!!

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  • WarleaderWarleader Inmate: Babylon Project Mental Health Facility
    I WAS TRYING TO PREVENT THE AMBULANCE FROM INFILTRATING THE CAVES USING THE WATER OF THE LAKE!!!!!!!!!!! THEY WERE LOADED WITH HAIR SPRAY BOTTLES TO DO THE JOB!!!!!!!THE DAMN SHEEP DOG WERE ALIGNED WITH THOSE LIZARDS!!!!!!!!!!
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    Oh no! Dont blame the Sheepdog!

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  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    OK!!!! WARLEADER!!!!

    See what else you can find out, Look for a Lizard in boxer short in the IPGREEN Bar.

    He will take you to the resistance leader.

    BTW!!! The sheepdogs are on our side!

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  • Falcon1Falcon1 Elite Ranger
    Woof! [img]http://216.15.145.59/mainforums/biggrin.gif[/img]

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  • WarleaderWarleader Inmate: Babylon Project Mental Health Facility
    THE RESISTANCE LEADER IS DEEP WITHIN IN A MASSIVE CAVE!!!!! THEY WERE THE ONES TRYING TO STOP THE AMBULANCES BEING THROWN ONTO THE LAKE AT MIDNIGHT!!!!!! THEIR PLAN IS TO INSERT SOME SHARKS INTO THE LAKE TO CONTROL THE PROBLEM.........SPECIALLY MODIFIED AMBULANCES WILL BE NEEDED TO CONTROL THE SHARKS.......THESE AMBULANCES CAN DRIVE IN WATER YOU KNOW......
  • ArgoneArgone Genuine Klingon
    WARLEADER!!!!!!!!!!!! DO WHAT YOU MUST!!!!!

    I authorize you to do whatever it takes to get control of this situation!!!!!!

    I also authorize extreme force if necessary!!!!!

    When that is done I want a complete report, if your captured, we will as always, deny your exsistance!!!!

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