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JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
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Oh there are some good ones in here... :D

*snicker*

[url=http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm]God Proof[/url]

#20. BOATWRIGHT'S ARGUMENT

(1) Ha ha ha.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

heh heh heh

Comments

  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    Sciencedamnit that's funny.

    Jake
  • StingrayStingray Elite Ranger
    I don't get it. :D
  • ShadowDancerShadowDancer When I say, "Why aye, gadgie," in my heart I say, "Och aye, laddie." London, UK
    [QUOTE] # ARGUMENT FROM MIRACLES (I)
    (1) My aunt had cancer.
    (2) The doctors gave her all these horrible treatments.
    (3) My aunt prayed to God and now she doesn't have cancer.
    (4) Therefore, God exists. [/QUOTE]

    brilliant!:D

    i love number 11 as well. its so true
  • MessiahMessiah Failed Experiment
    LOL! :D
  • Mr_BesterMr_Bester Earthforce Officer St Louis MO
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Freejack [/i]
    [B]Sciencedamnit that's funny.

    Jake [/B][/QUOTE]

    Nice South Park reference....
  • ArethusaArethusa Universal Cathode
    2.1 COSMOLOGICAL ARGUMENT, a.k.a. FIRST CAUSE ARGUMENT (I), ammended
    (1) If I say something must have a cause, it has a cause.
    (2) I say the universe must have a cause.
    (3) Therefore, the universe has a cause.
    (4) Therefore, God exists.
    (5) God must have a cause.
    (6) Wait, shut up.
    (7) Shut up.
  • Lord RefaLord Refa Creepy, but in a good way
    1. I farted.

    2. there for fart exists.

    3. if fart exists, then so does god

    4. so god exists!

    Got to love religion...
  • FreejackFreejack Jake the Not-so-Wise
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Mr_Bester [/i]
    [B]Nice South Park reference.... [/B][/QUOTE]

    That ep was on last night.

    [i]Destroy the table-eaters![/i]

    Jake
  • DaxDax Redshirt
    [QUOTE]ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (I)
    (1) I define God to be X.
    (2) Since I can conceive of X, X must exist.
    (3) Therefore, God exists. [/QUOTE]

    replace 'God' with 'super alien space monkeys' or 'flying speghetti monster' .. I can conceive of those right!? LOL.
  • BigglesBiggles <font color=#AAFFAA>The Man Without a Face</font>
    I like this one. :D

    [quote]ARGUMENT FROM MULTIPLICITY (IV) (recursive internet edition)
    (1) There exists a web page ( [url]http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm[/url] )
    (2) That page has hundreds of purported proofs of the existence of God.
    (3) They can't all be wrong.
    (4) Therefore, God exists.[/quote]
  • JackNJackN <font color=#99FF99>Lightwave Alien</font>
    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Stingray [/i]
    [B]I don't get it. :D [/B][/QUOTE]

    1. I don't get it.
    2. Therefore God exists..

    ;)
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